Act 1 – 014 – “Menu-Navigation is an Art.”
by hpkomic on 2012/05/26 at 12:01 am- Act 1
The orc attacks first!
Your lizard companion looks around his immediate surroundings, and finds a junk pile. Is he going to equip it?
Sorry for no update last week. I had a big video-project due for a class:
I may switch things up a bit with BQ now. I am going to try some stuff in the next few updates. We’ll see where that gets me.
└ Tags: bluthport, new character, orc
11 Comments
lemme guess. lizard equips junk pile, attacks orc, gets knocked out, dog mage knocks out orc with a simple fireball. also, how are orcs and owlbears brothers? ergo…
>yes
>hit orc with fireball
>wonder aloud how their brothers.
Rely on your dodging skills, not fragile as hell junk,
>No
>What are you some punk ass bitch?
>You’re going to get hit
>Don’t equip dodge
>Then ask your partner to summon some wicked cool beats and start getting nasty and serve this fucker
Equip junk on Ork.
>Bangin on a trash can
>Drummin on a street light
>equip
> Smite him with your new found “equipment”
Steal the orc’s sword in mid-swing!
Lizard>Dodge then strike while the Orc’s sword is stuck in the ground.
Oh. A trash can lid that one might use as a shield. Are we reaching the bottom of the cliche barrel yet? Screw that, dino! Tank the damage, and show that orc what pain means with the broad side of your forehead!
Also…damn but that was an inspiring video. Thank you, man. I hope you find your success, too.
>dodge attack
>rip out the orc’s pit hair
Here is my two cents:
As said by a storyteller:
“But the junk pile was paid no heed. This fine parrot had no preference to equip that sort of equipment, his own equipment was at the inn he was thrown out from. Why should he belittle his own equipment by taking up such dirty arms?
Naye, He knew better, he was one suave bird and his self of worth was stronger than any weapon found on the ground. He dodged that blow and landed one smooth remark whilst doing so. Taunting his enemy even when the situation seemed as certain doom. – That, ladies and gentlemen, was how he rolled.”