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The Squid…
- is not responsible for any damages inflicted.
- is not liable for anything that may happen to you if you click a link. If your toaster suddenly starts speaking in tongues, don’t email her. She won’t care.
- Bribes an elf to stay off the naughty list.
- Will recite Green Eggs & Ham for a dollar.
- Knows you’re eating in front of your computer but is too polite to say anything.
- Will dish the dirt with you, but will be stingy with her snacks.
- Wishes she could use the words juxtaposition, conundrum, viscosity, and plethora daily
- Is often confused by geography.
- Amuses herself by the random as often as possible.
- A follower of the belief that ‘bastard’ is the most useful word in the English Language.
- Is the one who toilet papered your house last October.
- Should have her own radio show — or, at the very least a podcast.
- Is the one who rearranged your files according to density.
- Does not care that Avatar will change the way movies are made FOREVER, I’m STILL not going to see it.
- Didn’t see Matrix, either.
- Let’s just pretty much agree that she hasn’t seen ANY movies. Because oddly enough, this comes up a lot.
Has opinions that are her own and should not be taken for fact. Because much of the content is exaggerated. For humor. To be funny. This blog is to be considered as for entertainment purposes ONLY. You wouldn’t think I’d have to explain that, but I do.
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Huzzah! And so, a new blog begins. You have found a new home.
A place of self expression and creative freedom.
A place to share your thoughts and those moments that are important to you.
And a place where the likes of certain fat arsed psychotics cannot bother you.
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Yes. And no crazy people. The dearth of crazy people makes it feel roomy. Even those weird people who would come in to the other blog and comment… they crowded up the joint, man.
And you can DECORATE any way you want to. I love to change things up on my blog. Because OH YEAH, it’s MINE.
Also, there’s no yodelling.
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Also, it’s so clean! Look at how CLEAN it is. I can redecorate to my heart’s content.
Sigh. So comfy and roomy.
It’s magical.
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I want a podcast!!! and there is only one avatar movie, and it’s not that crap that James Cameron produced. just sayin
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Word. A funny podcast is ALL I need. I don’t want a BOOK deal (mostly because of my fear of commitment) but I’m all OVER a radio/podcast deal.
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I totes use the words juxtaposition, conundrum, viscosity, and plethora daily. not in any contextual sense, mind you. I just blurt them out tourettes style. this is why I’m single.
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And I thought I was the only one who hadn’t seen Matrix and refuses to see Avatar.
Who knew there were actually two of us?
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I have a dollar. Can you recite Green Eggs and ham? Ill take that by voice recording. Thank you very much.
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Ugh. You’re still at it?
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Damn you. Do you KNOW how long it took me to take down that toilet paper?
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