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Jughead Jones Rapping Makes My Ovaries Hurty
About 3 hours ago by Wookie Johnson
Lock up your daughters. Seriously.
Your 2012 Emmy Nominees Are… Exactly Who You’d Expect
About 8 hours ago by Wookie Johnson
Just put it with the others.
The 5 Craziest Cliffhanger Episodes In TV History
Monday, July 16 by Steve Silverman
The cliffhanger is one of the most successful television vehicles to keep viewers tuned in and coming back for more. Cliffhangers work when viewers are emotionally tied…
Saturday Night Live Episodes
Friday, July 13 by Tony Dayton
Saturday Night Live is one of the funniest television shows of all-time. Stars such as Chevy Chase, Steve Martin, Eddie Murphy, John Belushi, and Dennis Miller have had memorable…
Let’s All Shut Up About Tosh’s Rape Joke
Thursday, July 12 by Wookie Johnson
My opinion matters just as much as yours. Which is to say, not at all.
Comic-Con 2012: Lionsgate Breaks Into TV With Graphic Novel ‘Wonderland’
Thursday, July 12 by Penn Collins
Let the 2012 Comic-Con….BEGIN!
7 of The Most Badass Anime Characters To Ever Be Drawn
Tuesday, July 10 by Sasha Moody
For decades now the popularity of Japanese animation, or anime, has been increasing rapidly with no end. People, including us, fall head over heels for these adult themed complex comics…
Thank You For Being A Super Golden Friend
Monday, July 9 by Wookie Johnson
Your heart is true. You’re a pal and a vigilante.
Michonne More Badass Than Expected In ‘Walking Dead’ Season 3 Preview
Monday, July 9 by Wookie Johnson
I think I’m in love.
Ted Knows What Good Hair Does For Your Luck With The Ladies
Friday, July 6 by Penn Collins
Eff manscaping.
Seth Meyers To Probably Be The Next Regis. *Nods Politely*
Friday, July 6 by Penn Collins
Like Regis, Meyers registers a perfect “5″ on the charm scale that runs from 1-10.
HBO Announced A Movie Based On Fox News, Then Said, “Nah.”
Friday, July 6 by Penn Collins
Psych!
5 Late Night Hosts Who Made America Laugh
Wednesday, July 4 by John Coon
Late night talk shows have been around almost as long as television itself. Since the 1950s, late night talk show hosts have entertained audiences with funny When Carson begin to…
Andy Griffith Is Now Whistling And/Or Fishing In Heaven
Tuesday, July 3 by Penn Collins
In case you’re bad with idioms, “he’s dead.”
Anderson Cooper Is Gay, Which Will Pass For News Today
Tuesday, July 3 by Penn Collins
I was going to make a joke about an “AC 180″ being a reacharound, but decided to grow up a little.
New ‘Walking Dead’ Pics Promise More Gore, Less Bras
Monday, July 2 by Wookie Johnson
Surprisingly not pictured: Carl. Seriously, where is that kid?
Chevy Chase Is A Real Crankypants
Friday, June 29 by Wookie Johnson
He told a ‘Community’ director to “f*** off.” I hardly ever get to talk that way to my boss.
Three Years After Billy Mays’ Death: Where Are We As A People?
Thursday, June 28 by Wookie Johnson
Have we forgotten his teachings?
‘Downton Abbey’ Intro Gets The ‘Martin’ Treatment
Monday, June 25 by Wookie Johnson
It’s not that drastic of a connection. Both shows feature silly costumes.
‘Dexter’ Has Some ‘Splaining To Do In Bloody Season 7 Teaser
Monday, June 25 by Wookie Johnson
It’s not that Deb’s mad. Just really disappointed…
Geek Out With This Live-Action ‘Futurama’ Opening Sequence
Thursday, June 21 by Penn Collins
Once again, ‘The Simpsons’ did it first.
Chinese News Reporter Thought A Fleshlight Was A Mushroom (VIDEO)
Wednesday, June 20 by Joseph Gibson
Now you have something to discuss over dinner with your family tonight.
HBO Apologizes For Putting George W. Bush’s Head On A Spike
Thursday, June 14 by Joseph Gibson
The former president has not been reached for comment.
Walter Is A Real Bossy-Pants In New ‘Breaking Bad’ Promo
Tuesday, June 12 by Wookie Johnson
Aren’t we the one in charge?
NBC, Inspired By A More Successful Channel, Is All About Hatfield And McCoys
Monday, June 11 by Penn Collins
NBC tried to come up with a more original concept for its programming, but claimed it was “really really hard,” then threw its books to the ground and went to the quad.
Two Things You Haven’t Thought About In Years Combined As Jerry O’Connell Signs On To Play Herman Munster
Tuesday, June 5 by Penn Collins
He’s so charming and likable….IT’S SCARY!!!!
‘The Wire’ Gets The Musical Treatment It Doesn’t Deserve
Tuesday, June 5 by Penn Collins
I demand a ditty entitled “Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit!”
R.I.P. ‘Family Feud’ Host Richard Dawson
Monday, June 4 by Wookie Johnson
Richard Dawson has died.
Walter White’s 7 Most Underhanded Moments
Tuesday, May 29 by Wookie Johnson
Heavy is the head that wears the porkpie.