Some Christina Aguilera Pics We Weren’t Supposed to See

December 8th, 2010 // 276 Comments
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Candid, racy, sexy, semi-nude, midgets in rodeo outfits, [Other Google keywords here] photos of Christina Aguilera circa her “Not Myself Tonight” video shoot in April 2010 were leaked online today. Based on that time-line, I’m going to assume these were sent to her then-manstress Matthew Rutler who did exactly what you’re not supposed to do with these things: Knock someone up.

What? Did you think I was going to say, “not leak them online?” Because that’s just crazy talk. In fact, I question his manhood for waiting this long. That’s like being afraid to pump gas in your car. How do you think this thing runs? Groupon? Get outta here.

UPDATE: In a revealing move, Christina’s people have actually confirmed the photos are her, and that she was the target of a hacker. Because if there’s anything hackers love, it’s conveniently distributing photos of a now-pregnant woman to remind people she used to be thin. Damn their villainy!

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276 Comments
  1. DKNY

    Less tranny-looking than usual, but still not attractive.

    Dec 8, 2010 at 12:01 pm Reply /00
    • but monkey

      i wanna bang her butthole

      Dec 8, 2010 at 2:37 pm Reply /00
      • BigBone

        Did she get her implants out? But yes, I’d still bang her. LOL

        Dec 9, 2010 at 10:45 pm Reply /00
      • Andy

        i wouldnt

        Dec 10, 2010 at 1:14 pm Reply /00
      • N2Sex4Fun

        ANY guy that says he would not want to bang her is lying or gay. Period.

        Dec 16, 2010 at 5:15 pm Reply /10
  2. -

    As a woman, I have to say that closet is as close as it gets to successful hard core pornography for female audiences

    Dec 8, 2010 at 12:04 pm Reply /00