The League Of Funny Bitches


It’s time, all you bitches.

There’s hundreds of thousands of groups for Moms, women in their twenties, moms who’ve lost loved ones, single moms, women who are getting married, women who are getting divorced, women of God, women of Anything but God, working moms, single women, women who blog, women who hate blogging, famous women, women who want to be famous, women who are happy, women who are angry, women in their 30s, 40s, 50s and beyond, women who are scared of _____, women who don’t know what the fuck they want to do with anything. Also, Dudes.

These Bitches–from all walks of life and all points of view–are FUNNY! Through pain, happiness, learning, tears, love, rejection, suffering, and joy, one thing remains constant–humor pulls people through the darkest of places.I’m funny because I’ve been in pain for so long in my life, that the only way Grace, my Ma, and I learned to break through was humor. We learned to laugh for survival. We learned to cling to what is good to battle what is bad.

I’ve seen terrible things, and lived through each of them with my pride and heart intact, and am all the funnier for it. People made me laugh, and that laughter healed me.

So now it’s my turn to share.

Who do you know that’s funny?
It doesn’t matter what they do. It matters that they are funny.
Tell me about them. Tell me what they say and what they do.
I love making people laugh.
The League of Funny Bitches is about bringing Funny Bitches together.

Let me know who they are here.

(As a rule, I absolutely do not tolerate content stealing from League members. If I see it, you’re out.)

The League of Funny Bitches:

  • Hyperbole and a Half
  • The Bloggess
  • Mid20Something Life Crisis
  • Hark, A Vagrant
  • Cake Wrecks
  • Regretsy
  • Bridget Callahan
  • Red Means Go
  • Kernut The Blond
  • Gloopy Doodles
  • Flourish in Progress
  • BugginWord
  • Craftastrophe
  • 2Birds1Blog
  • Naked Cupcakes
  • Wait in the Van
  • Blogger To Be Named Later
  • A Vapid Blonde
  • Badder Homes and Gardens
  • Steam Me Up, Kid.
  • Awful Library Books
  • Hard Labor is Seriously Ruining my Manicure
  • Mommy Wants Vodka.
  • HoodyHoo
  • Awesomely Luvvie
  • Looking for Beach Glass
  • Trout Towers
  • Mom of Wild Ones
  • Katie the Blog Lady
  • Yo-Mama’s Blog
  • Ali Hearts Blogging
  • Off the Beaten Pad
  • The Barreness
  • Someday, I’ll Kill You In Your Sleep
  • Catalog Living
  • WTF Is Up With My Love Life
  • Twenty Something Waitress
  • MMMM, Tasty
  • Emmy Suh
  • Booshy
  • Just Making Convo
  • Snickerfodder
  • Pretty All True
  • The Honey Hunter
  • I’m Just A Girl & Had It Up To Here
  • Abby Has Issues
  • RADventures
  • The Randomist
  • Oh, Rachael.
  • Adios, Mofo
  • Natalie Dee
  • Hate You, Probably. 
  • A Total Waste Of Heels
  • 27b/6
  • Wendi Aarons
  • Confessions of a Corn Fed Girl
  • A Life in Translation
  • I’m Not Really A Barista
  • Tazer, Warrior Princess
  • Jen E Sais Quoi
  • Reasoning With Vampires
  • Harto & Co
  • GweenBrick
  • John Cheese
  • Lettuce Be Clear
  • Alcoholics Conspicuous
  • NeekerSneakers
  • a softer world
  • Tristachio
  • Misty’s Laws
  • Miss Doxie
  • Surviving The World
  • Atypically Relevant
  • Megan Amram
  • Senatorial Kittens
  • Fashion It So
  • The Oatmeal
  • MODG
  • Bitches Gotta Eat
  • Facebooking From The Edge
  • Mom’s Madhouse
  • Books Of Adam
  • Sleep Talkin’ Man
  • Crimes Against Hugh’s Manatees
  • Chooplah
  • A(n)nals of Online Dating
  • Poorly Drawn Lines
  • Lemons Don’t Make Lemonade
  • Pregnant Chicken
  • Pintester
  • Toothpaste For Dinner
  • Bangable Dudes In History

The Twitterati Division:

  • @cancerqueenny
  • @womenarentfunny
  • @MJOffen
  • @Brendacopeland
  • @MrsPapagiorgio

The Real Live Person Division:

  • Alicia Sherrod
  • Kristen Wiig
  • Amy Poeler
  • Carol Burnett

{ 102 comments… read them below or add one }

 Mom of Wild Ones January 11, 2011 at 6:16 pm

holy shit – I am on your list and I did not even have to send you pics of my lady lumps.


 Noa Gavin January 11, 2011 at 10:41 pm

That’s for later. Don’t worry. It’s going to happen.


 Abby March 4, 2011 at 10:39 am

I don’t fit into any freaking category, but I know I will have an alien abduction to blog about before I have a Mommy blog to share. Some of my posts take on a serious-ish tone, but for the most part, I’m all snark.

In other words, I’m going to embrace it and work my ass off to get even close to this list. Love it. Rock on.


 Noa March 4, 2011 at 10:47 am

I adore that you have an alien abduction to blog about. Adore. I can’t wait to see your writing–checking it out now.


 Abby March 4, 2011 at 4:40 pm

Lest there be confusion, I have not been abducted as of yet. However, there is a better chance of that happening than of me having little children of my own and a Mommy Blog. ;)


 Noa March 4, 2011 at 4:49 pm

Never admit to that. You just dropped your cool point by 100 by admitting to no abduction. Always stick with your story.


 Abby March 4, 2011 at 5:00 pm

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 AJ March 22, 2011 at 3:22 pm

Just subscribed to your blog. Lord knows we need more funny bitches out there who know how to write. If my recent post about my Halloween costume from 1993 makes you laugh (it’s pretty bad), I hope you’ll consider me a candidate for the Funny Bitches category.
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 Noa March 22, 2011 at 6:53 pm

AND YOU WIN. I have rarely seen a costume so spectacular.


 AJ March 23, 2011 at 1:47 am

I’m honored!!!
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 Noa March 23, 2011 at 3:20 pm

Bam. Welcome.


 Melissa April 14, 2011 at 12:37 pm

I have a highly politically-incorrect blog that occasionally makes people guffaw in disbelief. Does that count?
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 Noa April 22, 2011 at 1:15 pm

Yes it does. I love humor in all it’s forms. Welcome!


 Shane May 3, 2011 at 3:29 am

Do you have to be a woman to be in the League of Funny Bitches? ‘Cause I’m a man, but I want to join. I’ve been looking for a League of Funny Bastards, but I can’t find one. Hell, I’d settle for the League of Funny Douchebags, but there isn’t one of those, either.


 Noa May 3, 2011 at 2:03 pm

My thoughts exactly. I’m trying to find a better name for the dudes division, but so far all I have is, “Funny Bitches with Dicks,” and that somehow seems rude,


 CoreyFerns May 23, 2012 at 12:39 am

Dude looks like a lady?…
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 Shane May 4, 2011 at 5:50 am

Yeah, just doesn’t have that ring to it. Have to think about this.
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