10-Minute No-Sew T-shirt Bag
No-sew, no-bake, no-effort, I’m in. I don’t sew or bake or… um… eff. So this no-sew t-shirt bag, which supposedly takes less than 10 minutes to make, was pretty much right up my alley.
Plus, who doesn’t need another ugly-ass tote bag taking up space in their closet, right?
Step 1: Cut off the sleeves of the shirt.
So far so good. And I think I can even recycle the sleeves. OMG what a cute hat! It goes with my scarf!
Step 2: Cut a half-inch strip off the sleeve. Then make your dog model it.
If dogs could speak: "Fuck you Mom."
Step 3: Cut out the collar in whatever shape you want the top of the bag to be.
I was afraid the dog would bite my face off if I made her model this one.
Step 4: Snip a little hole in the hem of the shirt.
Step 5: Attach a safety pin to the stringy thingy and thread it through.
Step 6: Tie the string.
That’s it. You have a bag. A bag with a big hole in the bottom that resembles a cat anus.
I timed myself, and this actually took me a total of 25 minutes to make, but about 10 of those were spent seeing what things I could stick in the hole. Yeah, I’m that girl.
Apple.
Soy sauce.
Sour apple pucker.
Don’t judge.
Anyway, 15 minutes and a pitted out t-shirt is a small price to pay for an ugly-ass tote bag that your soy sauce may or may not fall out of.
If you cut 4 slits in the bottom of the bag instead of just one, you can make 4 smaller loops that don't as closely resemble a cat anus. And if you tie the ends together your soy sauce probably won't fall out.
I just came across your blog today and have been plastered to my laptop ever since. The cat anus comment got me on this one. Never allow yourself to become amused while suffering from a runny nose. It will, and I repeat WILL shoot out identical to a rocket launch.
I just came across your blog today and have been plastered to my laptop ever since. The cat anus comment got me on this one. Never allow yourself to become amused while suffering from a runny nose. It will, and I repeat WILL shoot out identical to a rocket launch.
I can't stopping laughing... Youre so funny.
"So far so good. And I think I can even recycle the sleeves. OMG what a cute hat! It goes with my scarf!"
I laughed and laughed and laughed at that line! I just got done reading your blog on that ridiculous scarf LOL
Thank you for that...just laughed out loud and strangers are staring at me....
Lol at the cat anus
I died at the sleeve hat...
So much awesome!!
HAHA cat anus!
I have been sitting here reading your posts laughing my ass off - can't wait to read the rest! I think I love you!
Omg the more I read the more I think I love you!
I lost it at the "cat anus" part!
Cat anus...snicker...I think I love you. Hahahahahahaha!!
Dianamarie126 I died laughing when I read that haha
OMG I think we are bbfs now! You may not have known it, but we are. I've decided. You make me laugh till I tinkle a little (not really) or coke zero comes out my nose (really).