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"One of the EIGHT Most Remarkable Things in Culture This Month"
Esquire, February 2006

“Effective immediately, [The Dictionary of Corporate Bullshit] should be considered mandatory reading for all corporate employees in our ongoing effort to make your workplace conditions more bearable.”
UrbanDaddy

“If you've ever worked in a large-office environment, you will surely laugh at Lois Beckwith's sardonic — but oh-so-true — new book… As with the pitch-perfect movie, ‘Office Space,’ Beckwith absolutely nails the idiocy of corporate culture.”

—Boulder Daily Camera
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incompetence 1. complete inability to accomplish even the simplest of tasks 2. oddly and apparently, one of the keys to achieving success in a corporate environment; those who exhibit extreme incompetence will inevitably supervise vast amounts of people, large departments and will be extraordinarily well-compensated for doing so; in the process they will make everyone who works for them crazy and extremely harried, as the staff will constantly be cleaning up the messes their incompetent bosses have created

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Oh, the places they'll go.
(Give a new grad the heads up).

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Excerpted from The Dictionary of Corporate Bullshit by Lois Beckwith
Copyright © 2006 by Lois Beckwith. Excerpted by permission of Broadway, a division of Random House, Inc.
All rights reserved. No part of this excerpt may be reproduced or reprinted without permission in writing from the publisher.

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