Fill it to the RIM — with FAIL
Ouch:
Thorsten Heins, the chief executive of Research in Motion, tells his employees, developers and customers that BlackBerry 10, the company’s new phones and the software platform running them, is a very big bet for RIM. If it catches on, he has saved the company.
In a meeting with New York Times editors and reporters, he expressed his confidence. “I don’t expect things to get much worse,” he said.
Famous last words.
Reporting Live from in Front of the TV Set
You know what that Obama press conference reminded me of? The old dictum that second terms rarely live up to first terms.
With that thought, it’s going to take a couple of brandies and sleeping pills to get to sleep any night for the next couple of weeks.
Good News from the Middle East
Sure, it happens sometimes — thanks to the Israelis, of course. Anyway, an IAF air strike has killed Hamas military leader Ahmed Jabari:
Jabari, who is the most senior Hamas official to be killed since an Israeli invasion of Gaza four years ago, was killed in an air strike on a vehicle, in a dramatic resumption of Israel’s policy of assassinating Palestinian militant leaders.
Jabari has long topped Israel’s most-wanted list, the Associated Press reported, and was blamed for in a string of attacks, including the kidnapping of Israeli soldier Gilad Schalit in 2006.
Hamas has warned that Israel “has opened the gates of hell.”
Biatches, I just lived through Obama’s reelection. Bring it on.
The Beginning of the End
“Surrender” is a bold stand, right? Apparently:
Florida Gov. Rick Scott is dropping his staunch opposition to federal health care reform.
Scott, a vocal critic of “Obamacare,” said Tuesday that he now wants to negotiate with the federal government in a way that could help families.
Scott previously stated that he would not go along with parts of health care reform that the state controls. But the governor said that in the wake of the re-election of President Barack Obama he is now open to discussing it.
Scott was willing to fight ObamaCare only so long as he figured Obama wouldn’t be around very long to fight back.
That’s as apt a definition of “cowardly” as you’re likely to find on a Wednesday morning reading of the news.
O, Pray for the Opossum
There will be no opossum-dropping in Brasstown — I looked it up; it’s not a euphemism for something dirty — this New Year’s Eve. The News-Observer has the details:
An administrative law judge ruled Tuesday that the state cannot issue a special permit allowing a caged marsupial to be lowered 20 feet over a stage – a 20-year tradition once profiled in The New York Times and the highlight of the mountain town’s celebration.
“Hunters must afford wild animals the same right Patrick Henry yearned for,” Senior Administrative Law Judge Fred Morrison Jr. wrote in his order. “’Give me liberty, or give me death!’”
The decision hands a victory to People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, which sued the state in December and has long argued that confining a ‘possum and subjecting it to loud noises and heavy crowds constitutes cruel treatment, regardless of it being released into the wild after the event. Two years ago, PETA made similar charges about the handling of Punxsutawney Phil, proposing that the Pennsylvania town use a robotic groundhog instead.
I have questions for PETA and for Administrative Law Judge Fred Morrison Jr.
What if I happen to be lawfully transporting a opossum to Opossum Paradise, through dangerous territory filled with deadly… whatever it is that eats opossum… and so I’m keeping it in a plexiglass opossum transport device for its own safety — would that be OK and in keeping with the fine traditions of Patrick Henry?
Furthermore, what if once I reach my car, I find it has slipped down a 20-foot embankment. There is no way for me to safely climb down to my car while carrying my plexiglass opossum transport device, but I do find a length of rope sturdy enough to allow me to lower the device (and its precious opossum cargo) safely down to my car? Time is of the essence, as deadly opossum-eating carnivores of some kind are closing in. Would this be a violation of my animal’s civil rights?
Did I mention the deadly predators are playing loud music? And that it might even be country music? What now is my proper course of action?
And finally, what do you have against robot approximations of wildlife?
There’s Only You and Me…
Someone was going to do this first, and I suppose given their history and inclinations France was the likeliest candidate:
France announced Tuesday that it was recognizing the newly formed Syrian rebel coalition and would consider arming the group, seeking to inject momentum into a broad Western and Arab effort to build a viable and effective opposition that would hasten the end of a stalemated civil war that has destabilized the Middle East.
Kissinger was supposed to have said about the Iran-Iraq War, “It’s a pity they can’t both lose.” Given that the Syrian rebels will almost certainly become dominated by Islamists once all is said and done, Kissinger’s sentiment is probably the correct one.
By the Numbers
And they are daunting, says the WSJ:
Note, however, that federal spending remains at a new plateau of about $3.54 trillion, or some $800 billion more than the last pre-recession year of 2007. One way to think about this is that most of the $830 billion stimulus of 2009 has now become part of the federal budget baseline. The “emergency” spending of the stimulus has now become permanent, as we predicted it would.
Yeah, as I told Will Wilkinson (I think) during a very early PJTV segment way back when, “Wait’ll this [stimulus] stuff gets baselined. “Stuffing the beast” is the unofficial White House policy for just spending any damn amount on any damn thing to justify new and endless taxes.
Anyway, back to the Journal:
Even if Mr. Obama were to bludgeon Republicans into giving him all of the tax-rate increases he wants, the Joint Tax Committee estimates this would yield only $82 billion a year in extra revenue. But if growth is slower as a result of the higher tax rates, then the revenue will be lower too. So after Mr. Obama has humiliated House Republicans and punished the affluent for the sheer joy of it, he would still have a deficit of $1 trillion.
But it was never about growth. It was always about spreading the misery around.
May You Live in Interesting Times
This is a real lede from a real news story about real people doing real things:
Both Gen. David Petraeus and Gen. John Allen intervened in the same nasty child custody battle involving Natalie Khawam, the “psychologically unstable” twin sister of Jill Kelley, whose bombshell claims of being threatened by Petraeus’ lover led to the top spy’s resignation last week, the Post has learned.
You’ll need a flowchart and maybe disinfectant to get that one all straight in your head.
Happy Days Aren’t Here Again
Washington sneezes, and America catches the flu:
Wal-Mart Stores Inc’s U.S. employees will pay between 8 and 36 percent more in premiums for its medical coverage in 2013, prompting some of the 1.4 million workers at the nation’s largest private employer to say they will forego coverage altogether.
In mailings sent to employees for its recently completed open-enrollment period, Wal-Mart noted that its rates would increase because healthcare costs continue to rise.
But… but… ObamaCare!
I’m not sure which part of “massive new bureaucracy financed by taxes on damn near everything” convinced people health coverage costs were going to come down.
We Point Out Our Own Mistakes So You Don’t Have To
Trifecta: Mea culpa — how did three reasonably bright and well-informed people get the election so disastrously wrong?
Forward into the Past
Well:
Elon Musk is known as a bigtime Barack Obama donor, and he is hoping he will get his money’s worth. Musk thinks (hopes? knows?) that government largesse for electric cars will continue unabated during the second term.
“I think that we can expect at least that things will continue as they have,” Musk told Reuters. “I wouldn’t expect it to get any worse for electric vehicles, hopefully it will get a little better.”
Not surprisingly, Musk also is for raising the federal tax credit for electric cars to as much as $10,000. Tesla received a $465 million loan from the U.S. Department of Energy in early 2010.
Sure, why not? “Mandate” to give more borrowed dollars to big campaign donors. “Mandate” to build more cars Americans won’t buy. “Mandate” for further bailouts for companies stuck with cars they cannot sell.
If the stakes weren’t so high, it would be tempting to tell John Boehner to just go on and do what he really wants to do — and give President Obama everything he wants. Boehner would be relieved of the duty of having to stand for something, and Obama would be burdened with his own addenda, like throwing a drowning man an anvil.
However, we are talking the real economy and real lives and really shattered hopes and dreams of millions of real Americans. It seems petty to chuck them whole in the lefty blender just to prove a point.
But, man, is it ever tempting.
“The Toilet Paper Revolution”
That’s what StrategyPage calls it in Iran:
The government is trying to cope with the stricter sanctions but inflation continues to rise. It is currently 25 percent and headed for 30 percent in the next few months. Most luxury goods imports (including toilet paper) are now banned. The only items allowed in legally are those that preserve jobs (raw materials and components for factories) and keep the security forces going (“legal” smuggling of weapons and items needed for the nuclear and other weapons development and production). But there is already more illegal smuggling of luxury goods. People with money are willing to pay a big markup to get iPhones and softer toilet paper.
The impact of the sanctions can be best seen in how many rials it costs to buy a dollar. On September 24th it took 24,000 Iranian rials to buy one dollar on the black market. Last month it cost 39,000 rials, and now the government has managed to get that down to 32,000. The official exchange rate is 12,000 rials but there are severe restrictions on who can get dollars at that rate. Two years ago the market rate was under 11,000 rials per dollar.
Revolution? I don’t have my hope up. A revolt at best, and even that’s a maybe.
Iranians won’t overthrow their government because they know two things. First, that there is no brutality the Mullahs won’t commit and, second, that President Obama is no friend of Iranian revolutionaries. Once burned, twice shy.
And the sanctions won’t stop the Mullahs, also for two reasons. First, they don’t give a damn what sanctions might do to their own people (see: brutality) and, second, they want nukes more than they want riches.
Nullification Acts Against NDAA
We’ve been down this road before, and it ended badly:
Texas State Representative Lyle Larson introduced House Bill 149 (HB149), the Texas Liberty Preservation Act. This might be the strongest anti-NDAA bill introduced yet.
It states, in part:
Sections 1021 and 1022 of the National Defense Authorization Act for Fiscal Year 2012 (Pub. L. No. 112-81) violate portions of federal law, the United States Constitution, and the Texas Constitution and, as such, are invalid and illegal in this state.
It also, like Virginia’s law, requires full noncompliance with the federal act:
It is the policy of this state to refuse to provide material support for or to participate in any way with the implementation within this state of Sections 1021 and 1022 of the National Defense Authorization Act for Fiscal Year 2012 (Pub. L. No. 112-81). Any act to enforce or attempt to enforce those laws is in violation of this subchapter.
But, the Texas legislation takes it a step further, codifying into State law criminal penalties for violation of the act by even federal agents.
Of course, in the 1830s, the issue was tariffs which the North saw as beneficial to industry, and the South saw as harming the slave cotton economy. What we have today is a brazenly unconstitutional expansion of the Federal government’s powers to seize and hold American citizens.
The tensions between North and South ended in the Civil War. Where will the tensions between Washington and the individual take us?
Welcome Home
So I come back from a five-day mountain retreat — no Drudge, no Instapundit, not RealClearNothin’ — to learn that David Petraeus can’t keep it zipped and that John Kerry, the man who once threw “his” medals away in protest, might be out new Secretary of Defense.
Right now I’m good to need one good reason not to throw my suitcase back into the truck and head right back up the mou