The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.14.12
“Honey, would you cover up? Your lady penises are practically falling out of that thing.” – Ryan Seacrest
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where it appears Gollum actually didn’t get too fucked up by the fires of Mount Doom after all, Jessica Simpson‘s weight loss selfishly robs me of a joke for this Topher Grace pic, and even Tobey Maguire needs to get super high to stand being around Tobey Maguire.
“Hey Madonna, want to help ruin everybody’s evening?” – Me, just now, because my soul is black,
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Bonus Gallery - Michelle Schall, Because I Really Am Sorry About Madonna
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I Dunno… Needs More Butt Sex
Here are the new Rihanna wax statues that Madame Tussauds unveiled in Vegas and LA yesterday, and while they look accurate, I’m not seeing a hole to pour rum into to make them butt sex a whole island village. Also, I’m pretty sure these are just begging Chris Brown to buy them so he can practice disposing of her body. “Be real with me. Can any y’all tell where I buried- Hold up, is that a hand sticking out? Dammit. A’ight, do over.”
Just Good Goddamn...
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