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Jun 2001 |
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8 Jun 2001
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Suck brings back the spirit of history's great vacationers
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7 Jun 2001
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Hit & Run 6.7.01
Eternal returns
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6 Jun 2001
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Filler 06.6.01
Nifty Alternatives To Dating!
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4 Jun 2001
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Tiny Little Penis 6.4.01
Too old for sex? Time for gardening!
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1 Jun 2001
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Henry Boltinoff: A Tribute
Suck remembers the man who kept America focused
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May 2001 |
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31 May 2001
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Hit & Run 05.31.01
Learning from Jerry, burning for Pearl, spurning Britannica.com
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30 May 2001
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Filler 05.30.01
Dating and Other Catastrophes!
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29 May 2001
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Dear Tiny Little Penis
Is he stringing you along?
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27 May 2001
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Indy 2000!
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25 May 2001
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He No Batter
Little League Lunacy
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24 May 2001
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Hit & Run 05.24.01
Kaycee's second death, Kurtz's double diss, and Suck on the ropes
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23 May 2001
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Filler 05.23.01
Do You Believe in
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22 May 2001
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Nip and Tux
A history of the stupidest outfit in history
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21 May 2001
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Tiny Little Penis 5.21.2001
Oh Yes, I'm The Great Pretender!
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18 May 2001
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Slowdown.com
This week's movie of the week
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17 May 2001
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Hit & Run 05.17.01
From freeware to freework
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16 May 2001
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Filler 05.16.01
Simply Red China!
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15 May 2001
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The Suck Reader Poll
Assert your averageness with these simple interactive questions!
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14 May 2001
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Dear Tiny Little Penis
Is it time for your post-divorce self-examination?
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11 May 2001
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Becoming Digital
Old Media takes a lesson
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10 May 2001
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Hit & Run 05.10.01
Mom, The Law, And Air Apple Pie
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9 May 2001
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Filler 05.9.01
Rock Hits Broadway, Hard!
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8 May 2001
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What If Week In Review
All the news that might have happened
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7 May 2001
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A new advice column for a new century
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4 May 2001
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Hooked On Crank
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3 May 2001
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Hit & Run 05.3.01
Michael Tchong picks a fight with Suck, and more
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2 May 2001
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Filler 05.2.01
Happy Fillerversary! Five Filling Years!
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1 May 2001
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Secret History
The awful truth about secret societies
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Apr 2001 |
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30 Apr 2001
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Hogan's Run
Where's Crocodile Dundee's Oscar?
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27 Apr 2001
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Trouble, Right Here In River City
How to make urban dystopias even worse
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26 Apr 2001
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Hit & Run 04.26.01
Jabbed, NABbed, and Blabbed
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25 Apr 2001
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Filler 04.25.01
Your Dysfunctional Friends and Neighbors!
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24 Apr 2001
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Jocko Homo
Primates unite to save web content
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23 Apr 2001
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Guts and Glory
Two fisted tales that should be ignored
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20 Apr 2001
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Mean Streets
Who's the real bohemian here?
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19 Apr 2001
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Hit & Run 04.19.01
Bad teachers, bad nuns, bad animals, and bad monkeys
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18 Apr 2001
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Filler 04.18.01
Service With a Malevolent Smile!
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17 Apr 2001
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Survivor Guilt
Australia: Enchanted land of Strudel and Lederhosen
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16 Apr 2001
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Conservation of What Matters
Where did that $4 trillion go?
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13 Apr 2001
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Movie Review, 2038
Our Nation's new finest hour, on the big screen
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12 Apr 2001
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Hit & Run 04.12.01
The death of the web, continued: A brief history
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11 Apr 2001
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Filler 04.11.01
They're Playin' Basketball!
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10 Apr 2001
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The Inland Empire Strikes Back!
LA's economy of schmear
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9 Apr 2001
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The Glamour Crisis
Hey, that stuff only looks like chocolat!
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6 Apr 2001
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Scenes from the life of a Death Row Film Critic
America's most honest reviewer's got nothing to lose
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5 Apr 2001
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Hit & Run 04.5.01
Babs battles on, campaign reform is a gas, UK footballers hit hard, fast and often
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4 Apr 2001
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Filler 04.4.01
Time for More Taxing Waxings!
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3 Apr 2001
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This Is Joe Franklin Reminding You To Buckle Up
Hailing Taxis
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2 Apr 2001
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Baiting Whitey
The crisis in our schools: One hysterical son's lament
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Mar 2001 |
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30 Mar 2001
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Cost Minus
An internal report: Our new cost-saving program
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29 Mar 2001
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Hit & Run 03.29.01
The Day the Clown Died: Bozo gets canceled, viral pals Back the web, OS X marks the spot, and more
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28 Mar 2001
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Filler 03.28.01
Get Yourself a Virtual Professional!
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27 Mar 2001
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Ten Reasons Not To Go To the Movies
Trailer tipoffs for mediocre movies
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26 Mar 2001
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Horse Sense
The future of Rodeo America
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23 Mar 2001
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The Elvisification of Marshall Mathers or From Marshall to Jerry
From Grammys to Grampa in short, easy steps.
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22 Mar 2001
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Hit & Run 03.22.01
Dotcoms still feeling woozy, pups pound Palestinians, we get ripped
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21 Mar 2001
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Filler 03.21.01
Friday, The Rabbit Saw Red!
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20 Mar 2001
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Suspension of Belief
Beliefnet spreads the word of the Lords
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19 Mar 2001
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The Sky Is Falling
Next, let's blame the financial reporters
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16 Mar 2001
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The Irish Curse
Our treatment for a St. Patrick's Day thriller
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15 Mar 2001
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Hit & Run 03.15.01
Martin Lawrence gets digitized, Wham-O! gets funky, and the banner yet waves
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14 Mar 2001
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Filler 03.14.01
Tragic Flaws Of The Tragically Hip!
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13 Mar 2001
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I Dig Your Wig
One actor's campaign to free us from our own heads
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12 Mar 2001
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Run For Your Life
Beatles 4 Ever?
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9 Mar 2001
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Peace Dividends
Making Colombia Safe for Campesinos?
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8 Mar 2001
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Hit & Run 03.8.01
Web geniuses are like buses, Brendan is like butter, we find a bride for the Peter Pan guy, and more
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7 Mar 2001
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Filler 03.7.01
Working in the Gene Pool!
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6 Mar 2001
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Video Toast
Bully for TV critics
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5 Mar 2001
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Hat Dance
Putting the 'lite' back in 'elite'
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2 Mar 2001
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More Things Change
Suck Goes to India
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1 Mar 2001
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Hit & Run 03.1.01
Spies, Drug Lords, Trade Show Schnooks, and more
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Feb 2001 |
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28 Feb 2001
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Filler 02.28.01
Complex or Convex?
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27 Feb 2001
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First Drones of History
We read celeblogs so you don't have to
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26 Feb 2001
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Taking The "R" Out of "Free"
In Memorium, WWW
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23 Feb 2001
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Defending James Lipton
An unctuous hack and an ungrateful nation
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22 Feb 2001
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Hit & Run 02.22.01
A real-life Barney Fife gets his man, Creationists catch the genome, Grammys go Native, and more
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21 Feb 2001
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Filler 02.21.01
Couples to Avoid IV!
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20 Feb 2001
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Fast, Cheap, and Mission-Controlled
George W's suprising demobilization
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16 Feb 2001
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Tavern Turnover
Peter Bagge tracks the evolution of Blue Collar Dives into Hipster Hangouts
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15 Feb 2001
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Hit & Run 02.15.01
The N Word just pops out, Naked News jobs pop up, McVeigh fouls out, and dateless wonders bounce back
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14 Feb 2001
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Filler 02.14.01
Women to Avoid IV!
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13 Feb 2001
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Lawn Jockeying
The war against the suburbs enters a snooze-worthy new phase.
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12 Feb 2001
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Putting the Ass Back in Assassin
Retarded sons of Oswald in a can't-do nation
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9 Feb 2001
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Something About Mary
The Blessed Mother: Still fighting Commies after all these years
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8 Feb 2001
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Hit & Run 02.8.01
Shakespeare in turnaround, Chynese war on
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7 Feb 2001
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Filler 02.7.01
Men to Avoid IV!
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6 Feb 2001
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Vanity Unfair?
Teaser: Xliberated
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5 Feb 2001
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Cable Degeneration
Do you fit the suit?
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2 Feb 2001
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Suck presents ... Unsolicited
A new magazine of, by, and for The People
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1 Feb 2001
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Hit & Run 02.1.01
Atheism, Advocates, Agony, and more
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Jan 2001 |
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31 Jan 2001
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Filler 01.31.01
Jesus Saves Coupons!
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30 Jan 2001
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Will Work For Love Gifts, Tips
Laying on of hands and dodging of taxes, Hoosier-style
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29 Jan 2001
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WAP, Bam, No Thank You, Ma'am
Fear of a wireless world
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26 Jan 2001
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All Aboard
It takes a lot to laugh, but does it really take a train to cry?
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25 Jan 2001
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Hit & Run 01.25.01
Jandek off the charts, love children in da house, Englishmen in the grave, and more
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24 Jan 2001
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Filler 01.24.01
A survival guide for casualties of the dot-com war!
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23 Jan 2001
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No Cerveza, No Trabajo
Are little girlymen taking over our armed forces?
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22 Jan 2001
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The Artless Bastards
Who needs art when you've got artists?
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19 Jan 2001
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Saving Private Cheney
How Five American soldiers crossed into enemy territory so one man wouldn't have to.
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18 Jan 2001
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Hit & Run 01.18.01
The imploding of the American mind
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17 Jan 2001
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Filler 01.17.01
Paper Or Plastic?
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16 Jan 2001
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Tomorrow's Superwriters Today
Why authors are nobody's heroes
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15 Jan 2001
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Free At Last
Suck is neither a fish nor a barrel, nor is it a smoking gun. Discuss.
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12 Jan 2001
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Tales From the Cache
The Terrible Truth of Telecommuting!
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11 Jan 2001
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Hit & Run 01.11.01
The Hate Trick, or You Can Touch It With a Ten-Foot Pole
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10 Jan 2001
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Filler 01.10.01
Wedding Hell!
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9 Jan 2001
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Sisters Are Doin' It For Themselves
Why A Star keeps being reborn
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8 Jan 2001
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What Price Shame?
Deliver us from celebrity weddings
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5 Jan 2001
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Transfer of Power
Suck takes the reins of humor!
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4 Jan 2001
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Hit & Run 01.4.01
Mummers mumming, job applicants hunting and evil Santas shooting
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3 Jan 2001
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Filler 01.3.01
Your 2001 Horoscope!
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2 Jan 2001
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Utility Players
Lights out from coast to coast
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