latest bikini posts
Olga Kurylenko (‘Quantum of Solace’, ‘Seven Psychopaths’) spent yesterday in Miami on the beach with her boyfriend Danny Huston, and even though this happened last week too, it still doesn’t make a lick of sense.
Not only is she 18 years younger than he is (she’s 32, he’s 50), but she’s probably more famous …
Danny Huston is a perfectly capable and likable actor (among many other parts he played Stryker in ‘Wolverine’) and he’s the son of legendary director John Huston, but he apparently dates Olga Kurylenko, the hot girl from ‘Quantum of Solace’ and ‘Hitman’, and that’s amazing because she is way way way out of his …
These pictures of Kate Upton and her miraculous boobs are from the GQ shoot she did with hack photographer Terry Richardson, but he’s a creepy douche who always puts himself in a picture with the model doing his stupid thumbs up thing.
So instead of letting him ruin more Kate Upton pictures, for this, …
Sofia Vergara was on Katie Courics daytime talk show this week, because apparently that’s a thing that exists now, and said she’s glad she rejected the advice from her clearly gay or jealous publicist who pressured her to get a breast reduction when she started out in Hollywood. The concern was that her natural …
Kelly Brook has a new calendar out for 2013, but you should double check her math if you plan to use it because models aren’t really great with numbers. For example, my Playboy calendar says today is Swimuary 43rd. That can’t be right. And since when is Halloween in Partyember?
You might think that Leonardo DiCaprio would be upset today after hearing that Blake Lively (his ex-girlfriend) married Ryan Reynolds this weekend. But here’s DiCaprios current girlfriend, Erin Heatherton, shooting for Victorias Secret today in Miami. He might think this is Blake Lively. Or he probably doesn’t even remember that he dated Blake Lively. …
Jennifer Lopez was hanging out at her hotel in Miami yesterday, then either got up to join her kids and boyfriend in the pool, or got up and fell in the pool because she blacked out after holding her breath and clinching her stomach while walking.
As always, choosing what pictures to use …
Skullcandy makes terrible terrible headphones, you’d be better off just thinking about the song you want to listen to and humming, so putting Chrissy Teigen and Kate Upton in their ads was an excellent idea. They also put Jessica Stam and Chanel Iman in ads which was a less excellent idea. Iman is about …
I’ve never heard of New Look lingerie, so they fixed the hell out of that by taking pictures of Kelly Brook in a push-up bra. These pictures are so great that when I got to the end I was very sad and started to cry, and then my mom took me to Dairy Queen …
According to the caption on the cover, Kelly Brook has finally done her first photo shoot with Nuts magazine, for reasons that were probably explained in the text I didn’t read before cropping out and discarding. More showy, less talky. I’m not an astronaut for fucks sake, I didn’t come online to learn.
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So not only is Lindsay Lohan an irresponsible drunk, a kleptomaniac, and a shitty actress with a terrible attitude, but now it seems she’s also putting on weight. She’s a dream come true if you’re a director or casting agent looking for a lead actress. “There has to be some kind of catch,” you …
Ashley Greene looked absolutely terrific in a bikini yesterday after going paddle boarding in Malibu, and not that it even matters but she was with some dork. I don’t know who he is. It might have said his name. I didn’t even look, that’s how little I care. So if he were to have …
Nicole Minetti had only been a dental hygienist for about a month (she was a dancer and model before that) when the Prime Minister of Italy walked in one day to have a tooth fixed. Three months later she was a member of the Regional Assembly in Lombardy, because Italy is fucking awesome (shockingly, …
If you’re making a movie about Johnny Depp, but can only afford Johnny Depps non-union Mexican equivalent (presumably named Juanny Depp), it would be a good idea to have him stand next to a skinny girl with huge tits in a bikini so maybe people won’t notice. And so that’s what the producers of …
Kim Kardashian spent some more time on twitter this weekend posting pictures of herself in a bikini, some of which were taken underwater and in artistic black and white. Looking at these, why it’s like we’re in some fancy museum, and Kim is an beautiful and enchanting mermaid from a fairy tale. Except with …
“Do not mess with Jenny from the Block,” E! says. “Actually go right ahead because she’s a fucking moron,” I countered.
Jennifer Lopez is fighting back at tabloid reports that her boyfriend, Casper Smart, recently visited an “exotic massage parlor” and a gay porn shop in New York City.
“These statements are false, malicious and …
Katy Perry spent this afternoon by her hotel pool in Miami, wearing a little black bikini and making flat-chested girls feel bad about themselves. If not for her annoying personality she’d be perfect. It’s like a fable where the Devil grants a wish but always adds some cruel and ironic twist. Like I told …
It’s funny that these pictures of supermodel Kate Upton should show up, with that gorgeous water and blue sky behind her, because just half an hour ago I was having sex with a model and she wanted a noose tied around her neck but then I couldn’t get the knot undone and she started …
Hopefully these pictures of Jessica Alba with her two kids at a hotel pool in Amalfi, Italy, today don’t give any other girls the dangerous idea that they can have two kids and still look fantastic in a bikini too. Because it’s not true. Jessica Alba is different. Every other girl needs to …
Two important points to take away from these pictures, taken today, of Scarlett Johansson in a bikini on a yacht off the coast of Taormina, Italy:
1. She’s not a very good layer-downer. In fact she kinda spazzes out and rolls over with her legs in the air like a dog.
2. That guy …
Britney Spears is in Maui today with her two boys and her fiance Jason Trawick, and yesterday she posted this bikini picture on her facebook saying she was “getting ready for some pool time.”
Later, true to her word, we got some paparazzi pictures of her heading to the pool. Say what you will …
Finally, some clear, high-res versions of Kate Uptons fantastic shoot for the July issue of GQ are online. And Tyler Gold members might even notice that I spent the last 90 minutes removing the annoying tags and print from the first pictures, making it that much more believable (and erotic!) when someone inevitably photoshops …
Jessica Biel was in Puerto Rico over the weekend to visit Justin Timberlake while he films another movie no one will ever watch, and I can’t believe she’s gonna marry that little faggot when I’m right here waiting with a heart full of love. I should cut off one of my ears and mail …
Kate Upton is on the cover of the July issue of GQ, and as you can see she was practically naked. I wish I had known about this photo shoot because I would have taken a towel and covered her up. Covered her mouth, I mean, after soaking the towel in ether and then …