What kind of Barack Obama supporter are you?

Barack attracts supporters from all walks of life. Take this test to learn which segment you belong to.

1. You have been put in charge of Barack Obama's office in your home town. How do you decorate it?

   The complete works of Ayn Rand

   Obey Giant poster

   Clinton-Gore '92 bumper stickers

   Che Guevara posters

   Room keys (maybe Barack will pick yours!)

2. Who is your all time favorite person in history (after Barack Obama, of course)?

   Che Guevara

   Hillary

   Paul or John, have a hard time deciding

   Jesus

   Ronald Reagan

3. In 2007 Barack Obama pledged to use public financing for his campaign if his opponent did. In June 2008, he broke that promise and became the first presidential candidate in 40 years not to use public campaign financing. This is justifiable because:

   Money now = redistribution later. Viva la revolution!

   He is so handsome. Brad Pitt wouldn't be hamstrung by public financing.

   It helps him pay off Hillary Clinton's campaign debt.

   At least he didn't vote for McCain-Feingold.

   Barack is a new kind of politician. He is too honest to be corrupted by money, so why not let him raise as much as he can?

4. What is your favorite Obama policy?

   Change

   Progress

   Back to the '90s

   Hope

   Don't care. At least he's not McCain

5. On Obama's first day in office, he should:

   End global warming

   Enact Hillary-care

   End poverty (and wealth)

   Establish world peace

   Pardon George W. Bush

6. How has Barack helped you personally?

   Screaming for him gives my life meaning

   He gave me someone to hate during the primaries

   He gives me hope that Marx's life wasn't lived in vain

   He proved McCain-Feingold isn't necessary

   His aura realigned my chakras

7. On January 20, 2009, you'll change the bumper stickers on your car. The one you will miss the most is:

   Who Would Jesus Bomb?

   Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing its idiot

   Stop McCain-Feingold

   George Bush is a Corporate Whore

   My bush would make a better president

8. Obama has said he will meet unconditionally with any world leader. I love this brilliant strategy because it will:

   Make Bill Clinton's foreign policy look good

   Make George W. Bush's foreign policy look good

   Allow Barack to ascend to heaven in Jerusalem after ending Israeli apartheid

   Allow Kim Jong Il's wise words to be heard

   Show what a rock star Barack is on the world stage