Penelope Cruz was just named the face of Campari and to celebrate, she posed for the 2013 Campari Calendar in 13 shots with the theme “Kiss Superstition Goodbye.”

Black cats, broken mirrors, walking under ladders, it’s all here and she’s doing all of them in red. By the end of this shoot she’ll have bad luck for 7 years, know that something terrible is about to happen (black cat) and break her mother’s back for walking on a crack. Worst. Photoshoot. Ever.

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