They really have it in for me…
Photo courtesy of Euforie.
Found in Shanghai, China.
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DrLex | 4:03 am | Vote: 25 0
We wish you a pleasant suffering from third-degree burn wounds and also sore legs from taking the stairs. Have a nice day.
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Algernon | 4:13 am | Vote: 0 0
Is that like having a chest cold
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Droll not Troll | 4:18 am | Vote: 3 0
To avoid contracting inflammation of the Otis, please use the stairs.
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jjhitt | 4:33 am | Vote: 5 0
No Exit.
Have A Nice Day -
Seventy2rd o clock | 4:34 am | Vote: 3 1
Unfortunately, it’s only suffering a heart attack and jumping through the window.
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Seventy2rd o clock | 4:35 am | Vote: 10 1
WARNING: Please do NOT use the fire extinguisher – it might accidentally save your life
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jjhitt | 4:36 am | Vote: 9 0
Or you could fall down an empty elevator shaft. That would be nice.
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SF | 5:22 am | Vote: 1 1
We are talking to you, DSK. The elevator is not the place where to extinguish your fire.
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jjhitt | 5:40 am | Vote: 14 0
This is probably the place with the hand grenade extinguishers.
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Droll not Troll | 5:43 am | Vote: 2 0
No smoking in the elevator, and no bursting into flame there, either!
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mickeygreeneyes | 5:50 am | Vote: 0 1
Don’t you agree it’s better to be barbecued than miss your daily workout?
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Pectolatra | 6:00 am | Vote: 7 0
It’s also hoped being on the topper floors, so you’ll suffer longer from a fire.
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Sparky | 7:10 am | Vote: 2 0
Some days we all have our ups and downs.
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DrLex | 8:18 am | Vote: 5 0
It is also hoped catching Ebola and a grand piano fallling on head when exiting building.
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A Non-Y Mouse | 9:09 am | Vote: 12 0
As a courtesy to our other guests, we request that guests who are on fire use the stairs.
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Seventy2rd o clock | 9:27 am | Vote: 0 0
Stumbling upon ‘Emergency Trap’?
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Biff the Understudy | 10:09 am | Vote: 2 0
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure.
All hope abandon ye who enter the elevator. -
J-Luke | 10:09 am | Vote: 0 0
Seems like they’ve had too many rowdy customers…
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Someone | 10:21 am | Vote: 0 0
Makes me glad I don’t have a fear of heights!
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Skeptic | 10:39 am | Vote: 8 0
The Japanese translation is also off: “We wish you will meet a fire and not use the elevator” (the kanji for 遭う is wrong).
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Seventy2rd o clock | 10:44 am | Vote: 4 0
- Mommy, I want to be a Barbie Cue!
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Anu | 11:27 am | Vote: 5 0
If you’re in the shaft, you’ll get the shaft.
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Seventy2rd o clock | 11:30 am | Vote: 1 0
Everybody wants to be flamous. But that’s strictly fire extinguisher irony.
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Frank Burns | 12:07 pm | Vote: 5 0
What they are really saying; “Go to hell and use the stairs.”
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Kyle Gladwin | 12:37 pm | Vote: 1 0
Please also observing burn victims from it’s first floor.
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KBurchfiel | 8:05 pm | Vote: 0 1
It’s hoped proofreading English and not using Engrish
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