MoeLarryAndJesus commented on the blog post Closing Time At Café Drone

Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos

Cheesy motherfuckers choose shit.

MoeLarryAndJesus commented on the blog post The Emasculating Lesbo Bitches At The Bar Don’t Want My Man Gravy

I could carve a better man out of a banana.

MoeLarryAndJesus commented on the blog post Andrew Breitbart Died And That Is Why We Have a Black President

365 days, and Breitbart still hasn’t risen from the dead. What kind of Conservative Messiah is this guy?

Conservative messiahs don’t resurrect.

They get permanently sequestered.

MoeLarryAndJesus commented on the blog post Andrew Breitbart Died And That Is Why We Have a Black President

Considering what that skull was originally filled with, the idea of sterilizing it for use as a chamber pot seems…superfluous.

True, but the very last thing I want to suffer from is Breitbart cooties.

MoeLarryAndJesus commented on the blog post Andrew Breitbart Died And That Is Why We Have a Black President

I’d still like to sterilize Breitbart’s skull and use it as a chamberpot.

Who do I contact to make this possible?

MoeLarryAndJesus commented on the blog post “What I wouldn’t give for a large sock with horse manure in it…”

Does this mean “Freddie deBoer Got Fingered” isn’t going to be a comedy?

MoeLarryAndJesus commented on the blog post Mr. President, Have Pity On The Working Man

I hope Peter Opie dies in a fire.

Not even kidding.

Shitbag.

MoeLarryAndJesus commented on the blog post Climb Aboard Little Wog, Sail Away With Me

Short, shameful confession: James Lileks was one of my roomies in college. And this should come as no surprise: his dad paid for his education, as well as his room and board.

And he was a dick even then because?

Fill us in!

MoeLarryAndJesus commented on the blog post Red Dawn Of The Dead

I’ve been wondering how Wayne LaPierre keeps the blood of dead children warm and unclotted before he bathes in it. Does anyone know?

MoeLarryAndJesus commented on the blog post When I’m Called Off, I Got A Sawed Off

How many handguns did Timothy McVeigh use to kill over 65 children at the Morrow Federal Building? Explosives can be made out of commonly available ingredients and it doesn’t require a chemistry degree. Shall we ban bleach?

No, but should we control the sale of ammonium nitrate?

Fuck, yes.

www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/07/27/ignoring-ammonium-nitrate-law-romney-says-okc-bombing-is-reason-for-no-gun-control/

Have any other dumbfuck comparisons? I saw one idiot today say that 1000 people die every year from having televisions fall on them, and that next liberals will want to ban televisions.

Does that sort of comparison make sense to you, too, chuckles?

MoeLarryAndJesus commented on the blog post When I’m Called Off, I Got A Sawed Off

I know that automatic weapons are highly regulated in the United States and also that there have been no mass shootings in the US using an automatic weapon.

Not since the Valentine’s Day Massacre, anyway. Our government at work!

MoeLarryAndJesus commented on the blog post McMegan McArdle’s McSuicide McSquad

I’m a reasonably strong guy but I’d drop a weapon and run like hell if McArdle charged me. She’s 7 feet tall and shoots lightning out of her ass. Damn right I’d be scared.

MoeLarryAndJesus commented on the blog post Mooning the Misbegotten

Let’s cut Jennifer Rubin a little slack. She’s just trying to fill the gaping void in her life that’s a result of no longer having Willard Romney’s testicular sack in her mouth 24 hours a day.

(Tasted like Old Spice, in case you’re wondering.)

MoeLarryAndJesus commented on the blog post Kvetch And Release

Joe Lieberman can eat a farewell bag of salted dicks./blockquote>

Goddamn, what a whiny asshole he was!

And he might have been a worse pick for the VP slot than Palin was. He brought NOTHING to the ticket, not even a might-work gamble. Just the worst sort of Washington whore. Fuck him with Cheney’s discarded heart.

MoeLarryAndJesus commented on the blog post Roberts Court Agrees To Go Balls Deep In The Gay

Does anyone really give a shit about such silly internet games?

Who gives a fuck who TalkingDick is? Why does it matter?

MoeLarryAndJesus commented on the blog post Roberts Court Agrees To Go Balls Deep In The Gay

What is pathetic are those who cannot express themselves without resorting to gutter metaphors. TBogg’s consistent need to do this is pathetic and does not further his cause.

Sorry, but you’re mixing metaphors. TBogg’s use of “balls deep” is not a bowling reference and has nothing to do with gutters.

Have you considered changing your username to TalkingDick? It would suit you better.

Also, pull my finger.

MoeLarryAndJesus commented on the blog post A Dearth Of Drama, A Paucity Of Posts

Well, good. I thought maybe you were busy getting boned by General Petraeus.

MoeLarryAndJesus commented on the blog post Mexican Chunky Reese Witherspoon Is Killing America

What’s all of that white stuff around that poor nun’s eyes on that comic book cover?

Ross’s wife wants to know.

MoeLarryAndJesus commented on the blog post It’s A Dead Man’s Party, Who Could Ask For More

These Breitbart kids need a snappy anthem to get them all riled up before they go out to beat up liberals.

I suggest “Take The Skinheads Bowling” by Camper Van Beethoven.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQt-GvbWYKc

MoeLarryAndJesus commented on the blog post Mexican Chunky Reese Witherspoon Is Killing America

I just wonder if Ross’s tramp stamp is Reagan’s face.