Grab A Seat (On Tom Byron’s Face)

It’s the best seat in the house, and Tom saved it just for you, Sasha Grey! Can’t no ergonomic chair compete with Tom’s tongue. We bet British monarchs don’t have thrones this nice (as far as we know).

We could be wrong about that last one. Think about it: if you were part of one of the most recognizable and admired royal families in existence today, wouldn’t you request the Royal Engineers build you a chair like this? Guard the throne jealously, Sasha.

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Author:Ottimo Massimo

• Refused_is_fucking

  Oh, so sweet

  Judging from the description of the taste of Grey’s ass, I think she might be diabetic. I know unusually high sucrose concentration in urine is a sign of that, might apply to the other side, too.

• Anonymous

  And to think, I just bought an Aeron and a Mirra. Clearly sometimes it’s better to be the seat.