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How to pick up hookers in GTA 4 (Updated)
Gaming
June 4, 2008
by Daniel Nasserian
Well lately we have been receiving an uncomfortable amount of traffic and emails about picking up hookers in GTA 4. It seems some people don’t know how to do it and here at Angry Web we are devoted to making sure that you have a pleasurable gaming experience.
To be honest it is really simple. Drive a car up to a woman that looks like a hooker (since she probably is) and simply honk your horn. As I am playing the PS3 version that would be the L3 button (and I’m sure the same button on the Xbox). Prostitutes are usually around ghetto parts of town and also in industrial areas. If you’re on the first island then chances are the prostitutes are large black ladies. As you progress through the game they get skinnier and whiter (with deep Puerto Rican accents that lead me to believe that they have an Adam’s apple).
Believe it or not, there is a full Yahoo! Answers post on this so if I failed to answer your question then head HERE for more info.
UPDATE: Well judging from Dave’s comment below, I wasn’t clear enough in my intent to help you lonely bastards out.
After you successfully get a hooker into your car using the method I have described below, you need to drive to a secluded area like an empty ally. Somewhere hidden. After that, you will be given 3 options at 3 different price ranges. Here is a video of what the 3 price ranges include:
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Tags: 360, 4, grand theft auto, gta, gta4, hookers, how to pick up, iv, pick, playstation 3, prostitutes, ps3, up, xbox
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Kingston
May 20, 2008 at 1:34 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
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Haha… I like how you have an uncomfortable amount of emails about picking up hookers on GTA. highlarious.
Wank3r
November 12, 2011 at 6:32 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
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Hilarious is your version; highlarious.
dave
June 3, 2008 at 5:48 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
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k but how do you fuck them??
tineke
September 16, 2008 at 8:37 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
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Yeahh, uhmm, I don’t get the 3 options, the b*tch does what she does, and takes $70.00 && gets out of my car.
Jerry n
June 5, 2012 at 12:03 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
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To get free sex u just pay then when she gets our of the car u run hr over and kill her then u get ur money back
Daniel Nasserian
September 16, 2008 at 9:29 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
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@tineke
I guess you got screwed…
organicfunny
January 27, 2009 at 5:49 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
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thanks for the advice on picking up hookers! priceless.
Freakshow
April 28, 2009 at 12:51 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
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