Mar14
“ I am not smart or hardworking enough to be a doctor. I wish I’d figured that out before senior year. FML
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Mar13
“ Facebook stalking the entire Kirkland population to find out who the mystery Calvin Klein man is. What midterms? FML
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Mar13
“ That moment when you tried introducing someone to Tinder and got zero match after a few attempts. FML
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Mar10
“ I have so many things going wrong in life but all I really care about is unrequited love. Why won’t he love me? Blockzoned. FML
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Mar8
“ I’ve gotten so many rejections at Harvard, I have no self-confidence left. I used to think I could do anything I put my mind to, be anything I wanted to be. FML
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Mar8
“ What the actual fuck just happened in chem 27 lecture today. I understand nothing. This is ridiculous. FML
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Mar8
“ Thesis means one extension on a midterm and 2 dropped midterms for double counted finals. MLIG
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Mar8
“ My penis: 5.25in length and 4.0in girth. FML
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Mar8
“ A wildly successful information interview finally made me realize that I don’t need a 3.8 GPA and a summer internship at Goldman or Google to get a great job after graduation. MLIG
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Mar5
“ OPRAH!!! MLIG
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Mar5
“ The motto of this university is “Truth.” Our commencement speaker peddles Suzanne Somers, Eckhart Tolle, and The Secret. FOL
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Mar3
“ I don’t deserve to be here. I could just be happy and humble about it, but I don’t even want to be here. I’m sorry I’m an overprivileged malcontent, but maybe there are more of us? FM(ungrateful)L.
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Mar3
“ I searched a person’s name in my e-mail to check one of their quotes in my thesis. I discovered two unread e-mails from said person dated back in September with 9 documents of statistics I have been looking for for the past 5 months. FML
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Mar3
“ The intersection of the practice midterms and the actual midterm was not a well-populated set. FML
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Mar3
“ Harvard Human Resources sends me rejection emails for jobs I have not applied to. FML
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