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Sometimes it’s ok to be unconventional about the way you propose to your significant other. Sometimes you can go a little too far. For instance, the image below show that this guy clearly wanted his lady to come to tears from his proposal. Job well done. Whether she said yes, or not, is another story.

Classic cat rebellion. You think Mr. Kitty Cat is going to listen to your request to get off your furniture? Not a chance. They’ll get down when they want and will likely stay longer if you tell them to get down. Want to own a cat? Be prepared to have them explore and rub on everything you own.  Don’t expect the same companionship you would get from dogs. Cats are independent and there’s nothing you can do to change that.

Never put it past your cat to get back at you for buying it yucky food and not re-stocking the cat nip supply. Wonder why your cat disappears for hours at a time? Yeah, they’re planning their vengeance against you during that time. So remember, always have quality cat food, multiple boxes for sitting, plenty of cat nip and a variety of toys. This will keep them pleased and distracted.

It appears that this girl is attempting to do a front flip off of this swing. To even contemplate doing that is a bad idea and will never go well. Either that, or she just completely gave up mid swing. Also, whoever put that swing set together should have known that you never put concrete or asphalt under the swings.

So true. I am a habitual procrastinator. So funny when people try to give advice on how to get things done. “You just have to do it.” Yeah, totally… Procrastination is more than just stopping doing nothing. It is a problem that can go so far that you actually complete tasks in a more difficult way, just to avoid doing that task the way it’s supposed to be done.

How does this even happen? Did the owner forget to put the stopper blocks under the tires? Did a kid get behind the wheel with plans to drive to the toy store? Too lazy to power wash the RV? Who knows. I feel bad for whoever has to pull that thing out.

If you pretend you don’t have a heart when you are in a relationship, then you’re not going to get very far. Sure Charlie, this works if you are a habitual dater or if you are a “playa”, but if you want to fall in love, you can not pretend you have no heart. A broken heart is the risk that you have to take. That’s why it’s important to be friends with, and get to know the person you are interested in before you go handing them your fragile heart.

This. Especially when a person doesn’t leave a message and calls multiple times in a row. They clearly want to talk to you enough to at least text you to let you know what annoying thing they want to get you involved in. Maybe we should ditch the phones and go back to the good old days of pagers and pay phones.

Most people think it’s super cute to watch cats go to work on the scratching post. What they don’t realize is they are sharpening their claws so they can sneak up on you later and scratch you for that extra pet or weird look you gave them earlier.

The development team at Apple did some r&d. They searched the web to find what styles were the most popular at the moment. They apparently misunderstood the Nokia brick phone memes. They thought people were excited about that style and decided to make the new iPhone in the style of the indestructible and featureless Nokia zombie destroyer hammer phone. Sure would be funny if that actually happened.

This may seem funny now, but don’t be surprised when this becomes a reality. With all of the new technologies coming out daily and the constant invasion of our privacy, this is likely the direction we are going. The screen will probably prompt you mid deuce and try to up-sell you on purchasing the better premium toilet paper.

The creator of this is spot on. I’m sure there are a few random people who don’t do this, but who wouldn’t stuff their face when eating alone? It is one of the most satisfying things in the world to binge on french fries while watching your favorite program on TV. For me, this also applies to pizza, chips and salsa and potato chips with a bottle of Tabasco sauce.

Ba dum tss. Why do you even have to choose? You otter just like them both equally.

Seems cute, but don’t forget that cats love use smaller animals as toys and don’t really care if they hurt them or not. Sorry kitty, you can’t keep him. We’ll get you a stuffed turtle filled with the finest cat nip.

Yes, the cat won. Not through fighting, but by completly freaking out the dogs. This still image shows the curious dogs getting close to the cat. A little boop, bop, pow on the nose from the tiny cat and those dogs went running. Cats aren’t afraid of dogs. Dogs know cats are evil and that’s why it’s so hard for them to walk past cats in hallways and stair wells.

This is a great quote, and I wish I could follow it. Trying to keep enthusiasm after failure is like trying to keep confidence and self esteem after you have been rejected by a girl/guy. Never easy. Maybe the one missing piece that I always forget about is that the way to keep enthusiasm alive is to visualize your goal. As long as you can still visualize that goal, you’ll be able to keep moving forward, even when you fail.

Getting your toe nail caught on that straggling little string in your socks is super annoying and always happens several times in a row when you try to fix it. Doesn’t it seem like the only time this happens is when you are running late for something important. I guess the answer to this problem is to keep those little piggies clipped and filed.

Normally I would bail from the car in an instant if someone got in and demanded that I “follow that car”, but if it were a squirrel, I think I’d have to go along with it to see what kind of adventures squirrels go on. You’d be nuts not too.