— Below are all the messages from Mom —
Date Night
- Mom: I need chocolate
- Me: Rough day?
- Mom: (I have a date with the father of my children this evening.)
- Me: Where are y’all going?
- Mom: Don’t know.
- Mom: Want to join us?
- Mom: It couldn’t get worse.
- Mom: Don’t tell him I said that.
- Mom: That would make him sad.
7 votes
August 12, 2014
Tags: love
Wait… What?
- Me: How’s your trip going?
- Mom: My arthritis is acting up and I was exposed to TB in Germany what is Instagram?
27 votes
July 8, 2014
Tags: instagram, travel
Updates by Mom
- MOM: toenail fell off. lost within the laundry
- (3 minutes later)
- MOM: Just stepped on it. ouch.
- (5 minutes later)
- MOM: Fed it to the dog so I won’t worry about it anymore.
- MOM: pick up muffins?
18 votes
July 8, 2014
Tags: wow
Poor “Dave”
- Mom: Dad is on the phone with comcast customer support. It’s not going to go well with “Dave” in Mumbai
25 votes
June 15, 2014
Zombie Makeup
- Me: k I’m almost done with my zombie makeup for my project presentation today
- Mom: zombie?
- Me: Yeah the one on exponential growth. dressing up was part of the project
- Mon: oh. I forgot to tell you that you have an orthodontist appointment this morning.
- Me: …
- Me: and you didn’t think to mention this earlier…?
17 votes
June 15, 2014
Missed Call
- (3: 23 am)
- ME: You just called me…?
- MOM: SORRY phone just fell into the trashcan
15 votes
June 15, 2014
Pansies
- MOM: Just thought I would tell u good night. Your dad worked in yard today got his panties in flower bed looks nice. He will work on yours tomorrow. Love yo
25 votes
April 1, 2014
Tags: gardening
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