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COOKIES FOR MY ELVES, MILK FOR MY REINDEER
Parody of Toby Keith & Willie Nelson's "Beer for My Horses"
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion

PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND
From the CD Elves Gone Wild!   BUY @ $10.99
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Well the kids'll wake up on Christmas Day
Sayin' somebody got dolls, somebody got a sleigh
Somebody's playin' Nintendo, somebody got G.I. Joe
Somebody built a train, somebody got a lump of coal
Yeah, they got a lump of coal

Kris Kringle hung his shingle out in olden days
A man with a mission and a toy-making craze
Recruited us as helpers, rigged a high-tech sleigh
Bagged a bundle of gifts so he could give 'em away
For all the children to play

Now Santa Claus is one dude who will always rock
We got to pick the perfect presents while we're racing the clock
We'll hit every chimney from Butte to Bombay
Then we'll all meet back at the North Pole Caf
We'll raise up a toast to another insane year
Singing cookies for my elves, milk for my reindeer

We get too many blizzards, we pay too many tolls
We get too much confusion from air traffic control
We fight UFOs and storms and anti-aircraft too
But harness up Rudolph and he'll push his way through
You can bet he'll make it through

'Cause Santa is the one dude you can always trust
Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy, y'all can eat his dust
We'll hit every housetop from Laos to L.A.
Then we'll all meet back at the North Pole Caf
We'll raise up a toast to another insane year
Singing cookies for my elves, milk for my reindeer

Cookies for my elves, milk for my reindeer


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