Sept. beneficiary: March of Dimes
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OH MY GOD THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE IT'S EVERYWHERE MY GOD MY GOD THE DRIPPING AND IT'S ALL DOWN MY LEGS AND OH GOD OH GOD ON THE FLOOR AND THE WALLS AND MY LEGS AND MY SOCKS AND OH GOD THE PAIN WHERE IS IT ALL COMING FROM I CAN'T SEE I CAN'T SEE I'M TRYING BUT GOD THE BLOOD DISEMBOWELED WITH A GARDEN WEASEL OH ALL OVER MY HANDS NOW CAN'T STOP HELP ME SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE MY GOD IT'S ALL OVER EVERYWHERE AND BETWEEN MY LEGS AND OH GOOD CHRIST THERE ARE CLOTS OH GOD JESUS WILL ALL GREAT NEPTUNE'S OCEAN OH GOD I KNOW I'M DYING WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE HELP MEEEEEEEEE HELLLLLLP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Oh. Wait.
Cycle day 1, for the first time in a year.