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Issue #4.5: The Melancholic Issue
$8US + $2 S&H
Issue contents…
At long last, Whimpleton K. Junglefowl Industries is proud to present the first ever double-issue of Whim. It’s twice the content and half the laughs, all for a modest 60% markup on the regular cover price. Order today and your copy will be packaged in a personalized, heirloom-quality manila envelope and hand-delivered to your mailbox by an employee of the United States Postal Service for a nominal shipping and handling fee. Still not convinced this is the deal of a lifetime? Check out what’s inside:
- New Facebook Hand Gestures
- Six Reasons I Am Not Concerned About the Growing Swarm of Bees Outside the Window
- Your Guide to the New Reality of Guns in Bars
- Asimov’s Unabridged Laws of Robotics
- Ten Misconceptions About Billings, Montana Cleared Up by the Town of Billings, Montana
- Whim’s Writers Pick Their Favorite Mid-Season Replacement Shows
- Erotic Baking’s New Wave: Whim Profiles the 5 Best Erotic Bakers You’ve Never Heard of
- The Worst Guitarists of All-Time
- Blood Red Tumbleweeds on the Moon: A Poorly Researched Story of the West
- Frank Norris Facts
- Lesser-Known Urban Legends
- Rare and Unusual Coins
- Matt Passet’s Knowledge Knuggets
- An 8-Page Insert by Sgt. Facepuncher, M.D.
- And as always… A FREE TOY INSIDE!
Plus much, much more!
Issue #3: The Choleric Issue – SOLD OUT
Issue contents…
How does issue #3 of Whim compare to other famous thirds? Is it hours of fun like Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade? Terrible like The Godfather Part III? Or Ewok-filled like Return of the Jedi? The only way to find out is to buy a copy. Or two. Preferably two. Contents include:
- A Letter to New Residents of Terre Haute
- 13 Things Captain Picard Does While High
- New Additions to the Periodic Table of Elements
- Shouts & Berbers: A Carpet Column
- Lesser-Known Follies of Lincoln’s Cabinet
- Secret Societies: Which One Is Right For You?
- Point/Counterpoint: What Is the Capital of Slovakia?
- Important Things to Know About the Orlando Airport Quality Inn
- Body Hair Power Rankings
- The Confessions of Lionel Q. Murphy, Inventor of the Murphy Bed
- One Man’s Quest for the World’s Most Dangerous Game
- Classifieds from The Boston Bulletin, the Only Newspaper to Survive the Apocalypse
- Sgt. Facepuncher, M.D. on Why Blowguns Are Decent Weapons for Killing
- Receipts from Nightmares
- And as always… A FREE TOY INSIDE!
Plus more!
Issue #2: The Sanguine Issue
$5US + $2 S&H
Issue contents…
Whim Quarterly Issue 2 contains 36 pages of high-quality, text and paper based comedy, perfect for reading, for swatting insects, for the decoration of a coffee table or even as kindling for fire. Between the covers you will find:
- Fothergill’s Miscellany
- “Gaussbombs”
- A Confusing Discussion About Dessert Preferences on a Loud F Train
- Back End Web Programmer Familiar with Magento
- Price Check in Aisle 666
- To Whom It May Concern
- America’s 50 Least Desirable Suburbs
- Here’s to You… Mesa
- 1792 Plan of Washington by Architect Charles Pierre L’Enfantile
- Re-Imaginings of Classic Novels Inspired by Typos
- The Great Altini
- Pretentious Poetry with Emoticons
- Obituary: Luigi Gabagoozzini, Beloved Italian Stereotype, Dies at 87
- FREE TOY INSIDE!
- 1The Sad, Tragic, and Unenviable Lure of Making the World’s Ultimate Automobile (In 7 Easy Chapters, Set to Music)
- A Few Problems I Have with My Roommate, Who Happens to be a Penguin
- Lost Dance Crazes of the 1920s
- A Running Log of the Premiere Episode of the 7th Season of NCIS (A Show I Have Never Before Seen)
- Our Future: Fashion Spread
- Houdini’s Secret Diary
- Notable Dates Among FDR’s First 100 Days In Office
- 12 or 13 Things Not To Hold IN One Hand While Holding A Baby in the Other Hand
- The Misanthropic School of Advertising
- On the Economies of Magical Lands
Plus more!