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I live in Brooklyn, NY with Anna and Hubble+Ollie. I perform music with French Miami, engineer software for Tumblr and co-created Views.fm.
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Can’t believe I’ve never thought of this before. A regular expression to match penises.
/[u|B|8]{1,2}[=\-]+[d|D|B|b][\-\.\~]*/
Here’s a ruby example:
ruby> "Eat B--b a bag of uu===D! 8===D---...".scan(/[u|B|8]{1,2}[=\-]+[d|D|B][\-\.\~]*/)
=> ["B--b", "uu===D", "8===D---..."]
Run against this text:
Cray twee butcher 8===D photo booth, trust uu---D---... fund mlkshk post-ironic seitan keytar raw denim craft beer blog art party. Vegan 8-bit 8---b helvetica, organic banh mi banksy single-origin coffee. Occupy craft beer leggings, messenger bag tumblr small batch odd future cliche fixie. B==========D Pinterest fap vegan, trust fund banksy locavore keffiyeh freegan kogi odd future high life tumblr portland single-origin coffee. Cliche hoodie cray etsy. Seitan beard vice artisan pork belly, truffaut squid gastropub vegan mixtape before they 8---D--- sold out. High life brunch odd future messenger bag, uu==b cosby sweater post-ironic swag locavore thundercats sriracha dreamcatcher semiotics.
Would result in
["8===D", "uu---D---...", "8-b", "8---b", "B==========D", "8---D---", "uu==b"]
EDIT: Used pre tags. Updated to support squigglyjizz.Gushers originally came in two flavors: Gushin’ Grape and Strawberry Splash. Later, grape was discontinued, although there is a movement among consumers to have it brought back…
Gushers Wikipedia
Who the fuck are these consumers?
stevemoore2600:
This is good.Brainstorm (Moore/Majeure split LP) now available from Temporary Residence LTD
Ollie
Icing the wrist cause of ice in the snow. (Taken with Instagram at Sun Bowl at Stratton)
Conductor of meeting. (Taken at Tumblr HQ)
HUBBLE (at 337 Kent)
gpoyw playing with your friends in bed in Bakersfield, CA.
My only friend. At Death By Audio.
Shit Programmers Say.
dlls:
Glad to see some stickers I handed out being put to use on crutches.Reppinโ the T (Taken with instagram)
Fuck your lunch (Taken with instagram)
PRIVATEDANCER (Taken with instagram)
Clean desk.
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