"I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it." George Bernard Shaw
Beware of Pigs
Here are eight common rhetorical fallacies:
- Slippery slope - "If we let Europe regulate our banks, next we will all be speaking German". This fallacy connotates a small (reasonable) step with a much larger (unreasonable) outcome.
- Sweeping Generalization - "Smoking kills; therefore all smokers are suicidal". This generalizes one element of a decision to smoke in absence of the broader set of reasons for smoking.
- Hasty generalization - "Everyone I know likes chocolate; therefore everyone likes chocolate". My sample is not representative of the larger population.
- Straw man - "If we just open up our borders, every beggar, lazy and crazy will be here tomorrow." This is a false argument that avoids the real issue.
- False choice - "You're either with us, or against us." This statement presents 2 options when in reality 3 or more choices exist. Another common example: "If you really loved me, you would..."
- Argument from authority - "Because I'm your father". There is no logic involved. This is not an argument.
- Argument from force - "Give me the toy or my big brother will beat you up." No argument, just the threat of force. It can be subtle.
- Ad hominem attacks - "Vote for me because the other guy is a liar." A personal attack, ignoring the actual argument.
Beware the Pigs Inside
These are used by other people, but I sometimes find that some of my own inner reasoning falls into the fallacy structure. As I reflect on my own thinking processes, I watch carefully for use of these fallacies. My ego loves to come up with self-serving but false logic to prove my "rightness".
Have you spotted any fallacies today?