Alexia Tsotsis

Writer at TechCrunch. Breaks news, hearts.

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24th Jan 2012

The best part about this amazing Failcon talk by Uber CEO Travis Kalanick is that he eventually had to take VC money from a firm called Chaos Ventures for his previous — and very troubled — startup, Scour. The firm was started by a Korean family named Chao, who just added an ‘s’ to the end of their name.


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23rd Jan 2012 | 4 notes
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You know what I think of when I think of printers? A big strawberry.


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16th Jan 2012 | 4 notes

With more people covering startups, more startups will get covered. Everybody wins.

Congrats Sarah on the launch! Looking forward to seeing you guys out there. 


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10th Jan 2012 | 45 notes

Trollem Ipsum

parislemon:

Hard to argue with this:

Dumbest thing that Google has ever done at the end RIM jokeshop, hardly douchebag, all in all Android is a total fucking mess, moreover fuckwittery on fuck.

People are stupid naturally fuck but also douchebag fuckwittery, in the main dickhead, consequently jackassery.

Fuck, what is more fuck, for this reason iPhone copy, why TouchWiz nonsense after fuck nevertheless dickhead for instance fingergate prior to TechCrunch.

Yadda, yadda, on the one hand fragmentation, finally TechCrunch.


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5th Jan 2012 | 1 note

My 12 Tech Resolutions For 2012


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2nd Jan 2012 | 8 notes

Greek New Year’s Cake

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Every year Greek families bake a Vasilopita, or for lack of better English words, a Greek New Year’s cake. On New Year’s Day, families gather round to cut the crumbly almond cake into large pieces representing each member of the family, and the Holy Trinity. 

You see, there is a coin baked into the cake (!), and the family member who “gets” the coin is said to have good luck for the rest of the year. 

Today, my Mom called me internationally from Athens just to tell me that … our family’s coin was in my portion of the cake. 

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28th Dec 2011 | 3 notes

Changed My Google+ Profile Pic

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In homage to MG Siegler.


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25th Dec 2011 | 5 notes

"Nikki Rasmussen was arrested for lighting her friend's house on fire because her friend defriended her on Facebook."


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22nd Dec 2011 | 1 note

“If these companies are so clueless about technology that they think SOPA is a good idea, how could they be good investors?”


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22nd Dec 2011 | 24 notes
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via siliconvalleyryangosling

There’s totally a joke to be made here about “gross spread.”


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