Me

Hi, I’m Poppy .  Yes, it’s my real name.  It says so right above the 125 lbs on my Washington State Driver’s License.  Even though I am convinced my name was visualized in a haze of marijuana smoke, the extra unaccounted poundage was grown on my own. Organically.

I’m a late 30′s mostly proud mother of a nose picker, window licker, and a teen-ager who is so serious I sometimes wonder if she is mine.  If she didn’t look so much like my ex, Rat Bastard, I would ask Maury Povich for a DNA cheek swab.

I spend my time raising children and chickens which seems to leave me running 15 minutes behind in a circle.  Before they wake, I spend the few moments I have running in a straight line to train for my next adventure.

Like two of my children, Funny or Snot was conceived after a night of binge drinking and improper planning.  Through this blog I document my life of leisure filled with trips to the mall, booze filled bon bons, and navigating domesticity.

If you hang out here a few minutes, you will find I am pretty relaxed.  My goal is to entertain more people than I piss off which was going just fine until my extended family pooled their money for a computer.

If my in-laws fire up their Commodore 64 and figure out the internet too, I am tapping out of the blogging game.  They’re retired, they babysit and they like me.  I am not gambling with that.

So glad you stopped by and I hope to see you again.  If you need a reminder card, consider signing up for the Funny or Snot RSS feed or email subscription.  Contact me anytime via Facebook, Twitter, or at funnyorsnot@gmail.com.