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NEWS: We are organising a designated cinema session in Sydney for Darths & Droids writers and readers to see Episode I: The Phantom Menace in 3D. If you want to organise a designated session in your city for Darths & Droids fans, send us full details (e-mail address below) and we'll announce it here. All times are local time at the location.

• Australia, NSW, Sydney: Event Cinemas Macquarie Centre, 9:15pm, 10 Feb.
• Australia, VIC, Melbourne: Melbourne Central, 9:20pm, 10 Feb.
• USA, AR, Fayetteville: Razorback 16, first morning session, 11 Feb.
• USA, AR, Little Rock: Rave Cinema, 10:45pm, 10 Feb.
• USA, CO, Westminster: midnight, 10 Feb.
• USA, FL, Orlando: AMC Downtown Disney, midnight, 10 Feb.
• USA, MA, Boston: AMC Loews Boston Common 19, 7:30pm, 10 Feb.

Occupational safety is very important, even in evil empires. Just look what happens if you don't have it.

Transcript

Daine Jir: Holding her is dangerous. If word of this gets out, it could generate sympathy for the Rebellion in the Senate.
Darth Vader: Word will not get out. Will it, Commander?
Daine Jir: It won't?
Darth Vader: Everyone concerned will meet with an unfortunate accident.
Daine Jir: Oh no. I'll inform our occupational safety committee immediately.
Darth Vader: No. You're going to kill everyone who knows.
Daine Jir: Oh dear. Even myself?
{beat}
Darth Vader: Yes.