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Mary of Louisianna Asks Monday 03 April 2006
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Dear Professor is a free lance advice columnist, boasting a PHD in Human Behavior from Chelsea University. He is author of, "The Revealed Operant: A Way to Study the Characteristics of Individual Occurrences of Operant Responses and Candyholics." When not writing and studying humans, he spends most of his time by the seaside
Dear Professor,
My mom is saying that unless I get rid of some of my body piercings that I can't go out in public. She says I will be home schooled and the only outside person I can have around is the local priest. I think he is a pervert.
My mom is not being fair. Lot's of 9 year olds have body piercings. All my friends have them and I only have 34, they have more.
Mary of Louisianna
Mary,
You horrid, loathsome little hobgoblin. Think yourself fortunate, if I was your mother, I'd have you melted down for scrap and use the money to buy a hamster instead.
Thundery
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