The Ministry of Alcohol is the government of the fictional drinking community. The Ministry’s courts can display a marked lack of interest in evidence for or against a suspect, relying on personal prejudice to decide the outcome as quickly as possible. At times, the Ministry can also seem uninterested in solving serious problems, choosing instead to ignore or cover up bad news.
The Department of Drinking Games and Sports, seen as the most relaxed department, deals with organizing sports events the likes of the Drinking World Cup and the Tridrinkers Tournament. Steve Sanders used to be the Head of Department here, but his gambling problem forced him to flee from creditors. The department is located on the seventh level of the Ministry of Alcohol.
The Department of Drinking Law Enforcement is a combination of police and justice facilities.
The Improper Use of Alcohol Office is responsible for investigating offenses under the Decree for the Reasonable Restriction of Underage Drinking and the International Confederation of Drunks Statute of Secrecy.