Let’s think about this for a second. Would you prefer spending your mornings watching Matt Lauer and Ann Curry or bare-chested Playmates throwing water balloons at each other? Yea, us too and that’s why we’re proud to broadcast THE PLAYBOY MORNING SHOW every weekday on Playboy TV! These aren’t reruns or mashed together moments from two years ago. What you’ll be seeing is live Kevin Klein and Andrea Lowell dishing on all of the day’s naughty events. And keep in mind, this is SIRIUS radio we’re talking about, so there’s no censors, no bleeps over the curse words, and (most importantly) no holding back on in-studio nakedness. Take this week for example, we already got things off to a VERY lively start with Cyber Girl Jillian Sheen demonstrating her love of sex toys. Plus celebrity guests from Comedy Central, topless NFL fans, and games of “Tittie Pass”…and that’s just the first episode! Just imagine what happens when we get to “hump day.”

After watching the comedy hit Bridesmaids last summer, two words came to our heads: TAKE-OFF! Oh yea, the writers of that chick flick did half of the work for us with its raunchy undertones and R-rated catfights. The only thing they forgot was a naked shower scene and a couple of lesbians. Not to worry, our new premiere BRIDESMAIDS: A PARODY has got you covered in that department. For this naughty outing, our team’s assembled AVN Award darling Sarah Vandella as the MILFY Mrs.-to-be. That alone would’ve sold us, but then they rounded up the all-star bridal party! There’s Kagney Linn Karter as the bisexual BFF, Lexi Swallow as the horny “bad girl,” and sultry Sasha Knox as the bachelorette with the biggest boobs! But of course, that’s only part of the fun. BRIDESMAIDS: A PARODY is still hitting hard with the comedy by recreating all of those over-the-top moments you remember (Yes, that includes the infamous “bridal shop scene”).

Welcome to NAUGHTY AMATEUR HOME VIDEOS 2.0. That’s right, we’re kicking America’s sexiest clip show into hyperdrive with a brand new format and more real footage than ever before! This time out, we’re taking FULL advantage of those new naughty recording gadgets the tech world has to offer. You like those tiny little FLIP cams? Wait’ll you see how well they fit between a pair of DDs! Or how about sex via Skype? Reaching out and “touching” someone has never been this interactive! We’re also putting together our own little YouTube segments, where young coeds show us their nasty side in 60 seconds or less! But the best part of all is, NAHV Season 17 is putting YOU in the dirty driver’s seat. That’s right, we’re actually taking requests from tried and true Playboy TV fans. All of those Tweets, Facebook posts, and emails you’ve sent us have definitely been put to good use.

How do you beat the cold winter months in North America? Travel down south where it’s summer bikini season! That’s exactly what four of our sexiest Playboy models are planning to do for this February’s PLAYBOY TRIP: BACK IN ARGENTINA! Take a peek at our Uncensored Online Galleries and you’ll see that our ladies had a blast the last time they hit Patagonia. There were naked polo matches, perky boobs in the snow, and even some wild nights out in Buenos Aires! Well this season, we’re upping the ante even more! We’re bringing our international vets Dani Mathers and Lauren Elise back for another adventure and giving them TWO NEW Playmates to frolic with. Oh yea, for this exotic journey we’ve wrangled up Miss January 2010 Jaime Edmonson and Miss December 2010 Ashley Hobbs. We’ll be filming them at secluded waterfalls, taking them on topless motorbike rides, and throwing some wild wine parties (where catty secrets WILL be revealed).

We were certainly hoping DARE DORM would be a hit when we premiered it last month, but NO ONE expected it to take off like this! We’ve been getting emails, Tweets, and Facebook love from local coeds who not only love the show, but they also want to appear on the it! Oh yea, these hardcore campus shenanigans happen on a daily basis (be warned, Moms & Dads). But it’s all part of the college “experience,” right? Well if that’s the case, we’re ready to re-enroll! So far, we’ve broadcast bunk bed bunkin’, streaking down the dorm halls, and panty raids that would make any frat house proud. And don’t worry, we’re just getting started! Every Friday this month, we’ve got new episodes and new students ready to lose their onscreen virginity