Facebook makes me hate people even more
Everyone nowadays thinks that your status in life depends upon how many ‘friends’ you have on Facebook. Mostly this is with the younger generation, but there are some older folks that think that way as well. I personally could care less. However I do get friend requests all the time from people I barely know, some I accept and some I decline. The problem with this is that once you start adding all these people your feed begins to fill up with a shit ton of ignorant comments and stupid morons everywhere. That shit drives me crazy. It never ceases to amaze me when it comes to the ignorant shit people do or write on the Facebook. It aggravates me so much in fact that I have basically blocked 75% of my so called ‘friends’, and some family members, because I just can’t stand to look at the ridiculous crap that they feel the need to share with everyone in the Goddamn world. It’s almost like I just go on Facebook to feel better about myself just knowing that I am not one of these tools who shares every single dumb detail of their life that nobody else cares about. Sure, I put up funny statuses to make others laugh. But I’d never in a million years air my dirty laundry or try to sound intelligent regarding something that I know nothing about. That’s what I usually see though and it gets quite annoying. Yes, Facebook makes me hate people even more than dealing with them in real life. At least in the real world most people keep to themselves. As opposed to the idiots on Facebook who feel the need to share every fucking detail about their lives with people they barely know. I think we should all have a Facebook blackout day where everyone stays off the internet, we all go out into the real world and interact with people they way it was intended to happen, face to face without a computer screen. Wouldn’t that be a splendid fuckin idea?
DG
Photos without an explanation II
I did this last week and got a kick out of it, so I’m gonna do it again. Here’s a bunch of photos that have absolutely no explanation to them whatsoever. Enjoy.
DG
Happy Valentines Day To a Wonderful Woman
In case you all were wondering, today is Valentine’s Day. On this Valentine’s Day I’d like to give a special thanks to the woman who is always by my side, my beautiful wife Stephanie. My wife is the greatest woman in this world and I have no fuckin clue what the hell I would do without her. We’ve been together almost ten years now and things keep getting better and better. She’s been there for me through the good times, the bad times and in between. With all the bullshit that comes with a character like myself she has stayed with me and I couldn’t ask for a better life partner. I know I can be a little tough to handle at times, but no matter what she always has my back. She has sacrificed over the past year and a half by giving me the most beautiful child ever and I couldn’t be more proud to be her husband. Thank you baby for being you and I love the ever living shit outta you. Happy Valentine’s day!
DG
House is Cancelled
In case you’ve been living under a rock for the past several years, there’s been this awesome show on Fox called House. It’s about a dick head doctor who handles hard to explain cases of sick people and is extremely good. It features Hugh Laurie and has been one of my favorite TV shows of all times. In the series, the character’s unorthodox diagnostic approaches, radical therapeutic motives, and stalwart rationality have resulted in much conflict between him and his colleagues. The show has received a number of awards over the years and has become one of the most epic doctor type programs ever to hit television. But the other day, for some unknown fuckin reason, the idiots at Fox announced that this will be the last season and that they are canceling the show. I’m so pissed about this! With all the other crap on television that’s out there, why cancel House? And why now when it has been so successful? I just for the life of me cannot fathom why anyone would do this to such an awesome TV program. I haven’t been this upset since they canceled The Wonder Years. What are you dummies at Fox going to replace House with, another dumb reality show? This just goes to show you how ignorant some of these TV executives are. Cancel the good stuff and keep the crap. Worst move ever on Fox’s part. You will be missed House and I have no idea what I am going to do on Monday nights now.
DG
Where have I been?
I’m sure the four people who read my site are wondering where the hell I have been all week. Well, let me just tell you it’s been pretty fuckin hectic. First our dog of 14 years, a Jack Russel named Molly, had to be put to sleep. We took her to the vet Monday because she was breathing funny, weak and had a swollen stomach. The vet told us she had congestive heart failure, but gave her some heart medicine to maybe help her out a little. Unfortunately it didn’t work and she progressively got worse. So bad in fact that she could no longer walk and it was just too damn hard to watch her suffer. My wife and I had to make one of the toughest decisions ever and only felt it right to put her out of her misery. It sucked and our house is just not the same anymore. Molly was one of the smartest and most lovable dogs you’d ever meet. She was the best dog we ever owned and we will miss her dearly.
Then to top it all off our seven month old baby has not been sleeping very well. That was just the icing on the cake. When you only get three hours of sleep in two days it tends to be kinda rough. She was up ALL hours of the night throughout the whole week and it was just insane. Finally last night she slept all night and my wife and I were able to get some much needed sleep. It was quite pleasant. So that’s where I’ve been this week, but next week I’ll have plenty more stuff to complain about so stay tuned.
DG
Molly, the best dog EVER!
The Yellow Pages, Again!
I’m pretty sure that I’ve covered this topic before, but these idiots at the Yellow Pages just won’t quit. Every year these jackasses decide that they are going to deliver several million copies of their books to people who simply throw them away. You see piles and piles of them everywhere and it just doesn’t make any fucking sense. Not only are you tards at the Yellow Pages wasting precious trees by printing all these books, but you’re also pissing off a lot of people. In case you all were wondering, nobody uses a fucking phone book anymore! I mean even my grandma has a smartphone and wireless internet, and she knows how to lookup someone’s telephone number on either of them. That means that there are millions of other people doing the same thing. So what dipshit at the Yellow Pages is making the decision to send out all of these books? Who there is that clueless that they feel the need to keep pissing away all that money on paper and delivering these useless print outs? It just doesn’t make any sense to me. Wakeup, Yellow Pages, and get with the freakin times. If someone wants a telephone book, then let them request it. Stop this insanity and wastefulness already!
DG
Girl Scout Cookies Keep Shrinking
Every year when the Girl Scouts are in front of the grocery store selling their cookies I buy a few boxes. I usually go for the Samoa’s or the Thin Mints, as I can eat a few boxes of those myself in one sitting. But the last few years it seems as if the boxes are staying the same size, yet the cookies are getting smaller. You open one of their delicious fattening boxes of cookies only to be disappointed by the amount you receive. It’s bullshit I tell ya! The prices go up, the cookies get smaller and we the consumers are the ones getting fucked. There has to be some type of Girl Scout conspiracy going on here that none of us know about. They probably kept making them smaller and smaller over the years so that none of us would notice right away. You would at least think that whoever was behind this conspiracy would make the boxes smaller too. That would have been the smart move. Instead we keep getting less cookies and spending more money just to be disappointed in the long run. I love Girl Scout cookies, I really really do, but if they keep shrinking like this pretty soon we’ll be paying five bucks for one damn cookie. Step your game up Girl Scouters, because we’re onto your little scam here and we’re not happy.
DG
Photos without an explanation
I have shit to write about today, so here are some random photos that have absolutely no fucking explanation to them. Enjoy!
DG
TV commercials are so loud!
So there you are sitting at home, watching your favorite TV show at a normal volume and minding your own damn business. The show you were watching now ends and here comes the commercials, holy shit they’re LOUD! What happened to the damn TV? You see this is a marketing ploy by big corporations to try and keep your attention during these dumb commercials so you’ll hopefully buy their shitty products. It’s really annoying when you’re trying to be quiet and can become quite frustrating at times. The commercials are just too fuckin loud. These damn commercials are so loud in fact that the government has now stepped in to regulate them. A new law called the CALM act is going into effect this December and mandates that the cable companies monitor the volume of all commercials so that they are broadcasted at the same volume levels as the TV shows. It’s about freakin time! The days of loud annoying commercials are almost over. With DVR’s and now the CALM act these assholes won’t stand a chance.
DG
Why does the internet hate Nickelback?
For some unknown reason the internet hates Nickelback. Every site I go to there’s always someone cracking jokes, or making funny memes about them, and I have no idea why. If you enter “why does the internet” into google, it will automatically add “hate Nickelback” to the end of that statement. That means that millions of other people are wondering the same thing. Now I went ahead and did some research on this issue and there really isn’t a justified answer out there. Some say it’s because their songs sound the same, but I don’t buy that shit to be honest. I’m not going to lie to you, I fuckin love Nickelback. I’ve got every one of their albums and I think those guys are pretty damn talented. But for whatever reason every person on the internet seems to think the opposite. I don’t get it. Why hate on Nickelback so much? There’s plenty of other bands out there who suck major ass, yet the internet targets Nickelback. Why? Why not bash some shit band that actually does suck? I can’t see these guys selling multiplatinum records when everyone hates them, but they do. There has to be a legitimate answer for this hatred for Nickelback, and if anyone knows what that answer is I sure would appreciate it if you’d share it with me.
DG