Tattooed Asian Hottie XO Eve Rings In The New Year, Strip-Style 31.12.

There’s only three hours left until the end of the world 2012 where I am, so I’m here to squeeze in a yummy New Year’s themed gallery before the festivities really get cracking! Of course, it’s this year’s holiday gallery MVP (see her Christmas and Halloween galleries as well, if you’re wondering why I called her that), the gorgeous Asian alt hottie – XO Eve! She’s celebrating with a champagne-filled cam show, complete with noisemakers, artfully placed party favors, and a whole lotta sexy, as always. Which reminds me, if you’re home for whatever reason this NYE – laziness, loneliness, gotta work in the morning, whatever – might I suggest you get some free cam action over at Chaturbate? It’s sort of my new addiction and I feel like I should pass on the secret, especially tonight =X Well, whatever you decide to do tonight – be safe, have fun, and best wishes in the coming year! I love you all =D

Asian Alt Babe XO Eve’s Sexy Santa Cam Striptease 23.12.

Not to get too big brother (or big sister, if we’re being accurate) on you, but I totally spy on what you guys search for on the main blog! It’s always interesting to see which girls or games or anime you’re looking for the most… and I’ve taken note of the fact that tattooed Asian alt babe XO Eve seems to be really popular among you guys lately. Which… I really cannot blame you for. She’s drop-dead gorgeous, smoking hot, and all those other cliches and then some. So as a Christmas gift from me to you, here she is stripping down and flirting as a sexy Santa baby during one of her Christmas cam shows. And believe me, it’s sizzling… so this is one present I know you’ll like!

Curvy & Tattooed Redhead Nintendo Pinup Babe Meow Misti Dawn 02.11.

If there’s one female ‘look’ that seems to be the most popular among guys on the internet, I’d definitely say that it would be the big-boobed, slightly thick (not chubby, but not super skinny, either) redhead girl. Seriously, just go to any site where lots of guys congregate to talk about chicks, and you’ll notice that they’re usually super picky (ever heard of internet male syndrome?) unless the girl is a busty redhead. Well, commence the drooling, because today I’ve brought you a girl that is not only a curvy redhead, but she’s also a total gamer/cosplay nerd with a huuuuge sexual appetite. She calles herself Meow Misti Dawn, and I think that she was genetically engineered by some geek god to appeal to nerds! Don’t believe me? Just browse her website for a few minutes, and you’ll see the proof in her blog posts and photos & videos. I’ve pulled some photos of her posing with both her NES and SNES systems – and she looks ridiculously gorgeous is these, in my opinion – but she’s got plenty of cosplay, gamer, and various other nerdy-themed porn in her site archives… as well as just some straight up hardcore for those of you who want to see her go past geeky teasing and get really dirty.

Tattooed Redhead Scarlett Sin’s Sexy, Geeky Halloween Tease 31.10.

This gallery has so many awesome things: pumpkins, striped stockings, a girl wrapped in lights, cute nerdy glasses, tattoos, and of course… a gorgeous redhead geek babe getting naked. Her name is Scarlett Sin, and she hails from Geek Girls Online… where it seems that they know how to celebrate Halloween right! I’ve posted a bunch of Halloween porn this year, but I think it’s safe to say that this one is my favorite… that’s why I stuck to the old cliche of saving the best for last! It’s currently 11:58 PM on October 31st where I am, so I’m ending my All Hallow’s Eve with a bang by serving up this delicious treat… no tricks, I promise. Enjoy, and I hope that everyone reading this had a badass Halloween this year~

Gorgeous XO Eve’s Halloween Donnie Darko Cosplay 31.10.

Holy shit, has it really been 10 years since Donnie Darko was released? I was looking up a version to link for this gallery, just in case some of you were somehow clueless, and I stumbled onto that 10th anniversary version… I swear, it feels like it was just yesterday that I first saw it… is it weird that I can still remember that moment really well? I’d had problems finding it in stores, so an internet friend burned me a copy and mailed it to me (along with some Halloween candy) – the only DVD player I had at the time that wasn’t borked was my laptop, so I remember being snuggled up on the couch and watching the opening scene… man, this is totally making me get all distracted and want to go watch the movie again! I’m sure that XO Eve would agree with me, given that in this gallery, she dons both a Frank The Bunny outfit and the skeleton hoodie that was Donnie’s “costume” during the climactic Halloween party scenes. Honestly, it’s kind of an epic choice for a cam girl’s Halloween striptease outfit. Eve, you rule.

Burning Angel’s Allister: A Way Hotter Teenage Witch Than Sabrina Ever Was 31.10.

It’s a shame, really – Halloween is my favorite holiday, but I woke up on the big day with an annoying cold dragging me down. So basically, my All Hallow’s Eve will consist of being all doped up and dreamy-eyed on allergy pills rather than doing anything particularly spooky. However, my loss is your gain: instead of going out for some paranormal partying, I’m here at home posting up Halloween-themed porn galleries for your enjoyment! First up is Allister, the Teenage Witch – who is way hotter than Sabrina ever was! She’s from Burning Angel, so head on over there if you’d like to see more of this tattooed brunette cutie, as well as plenty of other hot alternative chicks.

Naughty Sarah At Home: The Sexy, Spooky Halloween Slasher 24.10.

I know that she doesn’t really market herself as a hot housewife, but fuck it: that is my headcanon for Naughty Sarah At Home. For me, I imagine her to be one of those hot young chicks who marries a wealthy older man, but now he leaves her home alone all the time while he goes on business trips… thus the name of her site, right? So I hope that you guys don’t really mind my posting her as a housewife type, but that fantasy is so ingrained in my head that I can’t see her any other way now! Anyway, this is her Halloween treat for us – I’m gonna say that, continuing with what I said before, being left home alone so much has allowed her to get in touch with her fetishes and unleashed a bit of her crazy side… so she has no problem with indulging her sexy slasher fantasies as a Halloween treat for some lucky guy (maybe her MIA husband, maybe one of her lovers) – and, of course, posting it online for all of us!

Asian Fetish Babe Masuimi Max Is Retro Sexy In Her Pan Am Cosplay 12.10.

Well, it looks like Pan Am thoroughly trounced The Playboy Club in the unofficial “Battle of The Fall 2011 Retro Dramas Trying To Be Mad Men“… though to be honest, I didn’t bother watching either. I’m not good at remembering to watch TV unless it’s Top Chef, quite frankly. But hey, the whole Pan Am thing gives me a good excuse to trot out these photos of Asian fetish model Masuimi Max looking all nostalgia-sexy in her sky blue, retro flight attendant cosplay. Also, my gamer tendencies are insisting that I shove a Rhoda Teneiro reference here, even though I know that not many of you will probably get it (though those of you that did, internet brofist plz). Well, whatever… but jeez, Masuimi’s gorgeous, isn’t she? Way hotter than Christina Ricci, in my opinion.

Tattooed Brunette PunkGrl Hollywood’s Wii Striptease 09.10.

My poor, poor neglected Wii. Seriously, in the past year I think I’ve used it to like… play Muramasa: The Demon Blade and replay Tales Of Symphonia… and that’s about it. And given that Muramasa is possibly being remade for the 3DS (Vanillaware, please make GrimGrimoire portable next because that would be perfection) and the inevitable fact of a Symphonia portable remake (it may not be announced, but I’d bet money on it happening in the next few years)… all that is to say, my Wii is pretty much Forever Alone these days. So maybe I should invite Hollywood here (from alt babe awesomesite PunkGrl) to actually give my Wii a little love and tenderness in the form of a striptease? Since she seems to be enjoying doing a Wii-themed show in these photos!

Gayle Fett: Aren’t You A Little Sexy To Be A Stormtrooper? 18.09.

The promo tagline that they use in Gayle Fett’s Geek Girls Online banner claims that she has a larger Star Wars collection than whoever’s checking out her sets, and… after seeing all the Star Wars themed galleries that she’s produced – and seeing her ridiculous amount of SW swag – uh, the banner is probably right about 99% of you. Girl is obsessed and dedicated, and that’s hot. This particular photo shoot features only one of her items from a galaxy far, far away – a stormtrooper hoodie that I’m totally coveting. I’m more than a little jealous!

Asphyxia Noir: Wild Woman From Conan The Barbarian’s Pardoy Porno 15.09.

So, this gallery of Asphyxia Noir – one of the stars of Hustler’s This Ain’t Conan The Barbarian XXX, the latest in their string of parody pornos – makes me think two things. One: Asphyxia, while kiiiiiiiind of a silly name, is totally hot in that disheveled wild woman way a la Bellatrix Lestrange or Dive era Sarah Brightman and Conan is a lucky son of a bitch for getting to bang her; and two: wishing so hard that the Conan in this movie was actually Jason Momoa, cause a girl can dream, okay? Apologies to Arnold, but damn. Jason Momoa + Asphyxia Noir would be facemeltingly hot!

Ramona Flowers Cosplay & Much More From Cosplay Deviants 13.09.

The last time that I posted a Cosplay Deviants gallery (which you can see here, if you so desire), I mentioned that I was hoping for one of their models to do some Persona cosplay – and it looks like my wish has been granted! You can see a sample image of some delicious Mitsuru Kirijo (of Persona 3 fame) cosplay in this compilation, alongside many others: Ramona Flowers, Yuna, Sailors Mars and Mercury, Marie Antoinette, Emma Frost, Elektra, Mystique, Jill Valentine, and even a super-hot female version of Deadpool all make appearances here. In other words: hell fucking yeah!

Tattooed WoW Chick Salma @ Sinful Goddesses 18.08.

I’ve been totally grumpy lately due to money problems and a horrible new neighbor (should’ve known it was a bad sign when she decided to do all her heavy moving in at 3AM on a Monday morning) and could use a new form of escapist fantasy funtimes. I totally want Rift, basically, but apparently since I was in the closed beta my account is ineligible for the free trial, and the aforementioned money problems keep me from actually going out and purchasing the game and the necessary subscription, so… instead, I’m going to post a hot chick that looks like she’s stepped straight from the WoW or Rift servers. Her name is Salma, and she hails from Sinful Goddesses, a website that pretty much specializes in gorgeous high fantasy, high sexiness cosplay. If only this magical babe could cast some sort of “craptastic neighbor be gone” spell, she’d be flawless.

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