The life of Barry - a prelude to the life of Brian
Before Brian there was Barry.
Barry leads an unassuming, yet charmed life as the master in charge of all things great and small.
Physical exertion takes it’s toll on Barry, often requiring copious amounts of sleep and relaxation. Often the stress of opening his eyes can require at least 30 to 50 minutes of dozing to rectify the situation.
Barry accepts his role as the Alpha male with little dignity and grace, prefering to push his dominance of other creatures to the limit. Territorial issues are often at the forefront of Barry’s mind, requiring more physical exertion to clearly stake out his territory, and advising others of his real-estate.
Creature comforts are also important, with certain luxuries accepted as normal day to day life-style items. Dining is an epicurean delight as Barry daintily partakes of any food that he can mooch. Delicacies often feigned by others as crap can often become an amusing pastime for Barry as he delicately crunches the guts out of some small morsel.
It’s a dogs life.
Written by Bloke on April 22nd, 2010 with comments disabled.
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