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Saturday, November 18, 2006
Wiivengeposted by Sharkey @ 12:11 AMWell, I had this entire story posted about my first experience with a Wii, and Internet Explorer 7 completely cocked it up with its ridiculous settings. If I allow popups for a site... maybe you should save THE FUCKING FORM DATA THAT I SEND TO THAT POPUP, YOU PIECE OF SHIT BROWSER!
*sigh*
Anyway, Microsoft just convinced me that I shouldn't abandon Firefox, because they are a bunch of talentless cocksuckers, so lesson learned. Now on to the post that I had written out in detail, which is now lost due to their complete ineptitude.
I touched a Wii tonight. I haven't been able to get it out of my mind since. Even my girlfriend, a staunch opponent to all things gaming, was quite enthralled by the experience. We played ExciteTruck... and it was fun. The graphics aren't anything to write home about... but it is fun. That's really all that matters, right? Some people would argue, but who gives a shit about the elitists who can only enjoy a game that utilizes the latest technological innovations. Look at Bongweasels "Game Of The Week" and tell me that graphics are the be-all/end-all of qualitative factors when it comes to video games.
Matter of fact, I mocked such idiocies while destroying my gf at ExciteTruck. Some group of little junior-highers came strolling in, with the obligatory braggart idiot who droned on and on about how he was only there to shop for a PS3 game, and how the Wii graphics (and 360, for that matter) sucked in comparison. Oh help him kind merchant, he needs a PS3 game and now! Save him from graphical mediocrity before he crumbles into low-resolution pixels!!!
Except the little prick admitted later that a "friend" was going to "send" him a PS3 later in the week, which was believed as much within his group of friends as it was in my group of... me. When he insulted the Wii and told his friends how awesome his phantom PS3 would be, I had to speak up. I loudly asked Ms Sharkey if she found the kid behind her as annoying as I did.
The kid was mocked out of relevance, and we continued our game, which is really what this thing is all about. After an hour or two with the Wiimote, I think everyone is going to fall in love. No joke. It's just fun all around, and it doesn't discriminate amongst the hardcore or the technologically inept. It does exactly what Nintendo sought to bring to us at the last E3... and I am happy.
I can't wait to own one tomorrow. I'm a man who mocks mere children out of the room, and I'm proud of it. Yatta.-- [ 4 Comment(s) ] :: [ Post In The Forum ]
Friday, November 17, 2006
Oh The Idiotic Humanity!posted by Sharkey @ 1:51 PMTales of PS3-related violence and hilarity. Help me keep this list updated, mail any good videos or stories to sharkey[at]badassmofodotcom. - Student Robbed Of Two PS3s
- Police Use Batons To Sedate Angry Best Buy Crowd (with video!)
- PS3 Buyer Shot As 15-20 Are Robbed
- Violence Breaks Out At West Covina Circuit City (with video!)
- Video: Crazed Raffle Outside Santa Ana Circuit City (I used to live a few blocks from there)
- Smash & Grab Yeilds No PS3s
- Gamers Plan Ahead To Avoid Robbery
- EB Games Robbed of Five PS3s
- Police Use Pepper Spray On Unruly Crowd
- Suspected Rapist Found In Best Buy Line
- Riot At NY Best Buy
- Riot At California Best Buy
- Youtubed PS3 Riot
- Idiotic Musical Chairs Idea Leads To Injuries
- Shots Fired In Gainesville Line
- Stoner Robs PS3 Line - First-Hand Account
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Wednesday, November 15, 2006
Wow.posted by Sharkey @ 12:27 AM O.J. Simpson, bringing himself back into the limelight by fully embracing the situation which dropped him out of said limelight. He's writing a book and doing a 2-hour TV interview regarding the deaths of his ex wife and Ron Goldman... both of which will revolve around how O.J. would have slaughtered them had he been given the proper chance.
No foolin'.Fox will slaughter the competition the final week of the November ratings sweeps when it airs a two-hour interview in which O.J. Simpson details how he would have murdered his wife, Nicole, and Ronald Goldman more than 10 years ago.
Had he done it.
Which he didn't.
Just ask him.
He is, in fact, looking high and low for her killer as we write.
"O.J. Simpson: If I Did It, Here's How It Happened" will be broadcast over two nights, Monday, Nov. 27, and Wednesday, Nov. 29. Fox airs "House" on Tuesdays and nobody messes with House. Not even O.J. Look forward to next spring's followup novel (and subsequent interview) entitled "O.J. Simpson: And Assuming I Did Do It, Here's How I Would Have Gotten Off Scot Free." Which, of course, will simply be the entire transcript of the 1995 criminal trial, accompanied by a few photos of himself posing with his wayward Heisman trophy.-- [ 6 Comment(s) ] :: [ Post In The Forum ]
Monday, November 13, 2006
Ever See A Guy Say Goodbye To A Shoe?posted by Sharkey @ 10:22 AMSimpsons Movie Trailer
Homer: Awww, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.
Homer: 'Splain how!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Homer: Woo-hoo! -- [ 33 Comment(s) ] :: [ Post In The Forum ]
Sunday, November 12, 2006
I Miss 14-Year-Old Natalie Portmanposted by Sharkey @ 1:48 AMI miss the days of internet past. When I first started BAMF, a major function of the web was to keep me informed of new and upcoming movies, especially the prequels to the Star Wars flicks. I used to sit online waiting for new information, salivating for that next crucial bit of spoiler knowledge that would make me feel all warm and fuzzy regarding Episode 1.
...then, of course, Episode 1 came out.
Now I'm not deluding myself, I know that making fun of the Star Wars flicks has become fairly passe. Once Weird Al has made the move to parody the franchise, the ability to mock the films with impunity has all but dissolved. But I felt compelled to revisit the subject thanks to the marathon that Cinemax has decided broadcast across two separate channels all weekend. It amazes me that Lucas allowed such a thing to happen, as the original trilogy brings an amazingly sharp focus upon any of the millions of horrible atrocities that exist within the prequel trilogy. I feel the need to discuss a couple of particular gripes that revolve around plagiarism. Completely idiotic plagiarism, but plagiarism nonetheless. I'll stick to these topics and not move past them, just to keep things on target.
Ripoff Source Material:- Wayne's World: We all cringed when Jar Jar said "Exqueeze Me." It hurt. It hurt real deep. Tragically, there was no Garth to retort with "Sheeyah... right" and bring emotional closure to the scene. Instead we bled profusely from the soul for the duration of the film. And all for... the kids? Except no kids circa 1999 were old enough to see the Mike Meyers classic so... it was fairly useless. Unless Lucas mean to appeal to the child inside of me, in which case, the child inside of me calls him a dirty faggot, because faggot was an acceptably innocent phrase at that point in my life.
Future me calls him a faggot too. - Stephanie & Michelle Tanner: "How Rude" was used so many times, I'm surprised that the Olsen twins don't just retire as wealthy whores and begin dressing in large and obnoxious clothing in order to disguise their cocaine and diet pill addictions.
- Looney Tunes: Damn near anything that the robots say in this trilogy is a direct ripoff of some old Warner Bros animated short. "Roger Roger" is a prime example of a way that George Lucas wants to cause us physical harm. Not to mention the fact that robots do not say "Um..." repeatedly throughout the duration of a conversation. Unless they run on 386 processors, and are trying to run Monkey Island 2 along with the program that allows them to say ridiculously uncharacteristic things. That's Windows bloat for you though.
- Mexican Jamaicans: Nossa woman nossa cry. Es muy malo.
Thankfully, Rifftrax is taking on The Phantom Menace, which I still found to be considerably better than Revenge of the Sith. Even though Obi-Wan defeats Maul with a move that was considered the kiss of death at the end of ROTS, which makes it hard to decide which film is lying to me about basic lightsaber based combat, especially in regards to high-ground situations. But why bother arguing at this point. It's all terrible, and there's nothing we can do about it. Like my grandmother always said, "you mix 5 gallons of shit and five gallons of ice cream, you get 10 gallons of shit."
She's still mum regarding which parent she considers to be the "ice cream." -- [ 9 Comment(s) ] :: [ Post In The Forum ]
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