I am - Fourth Lohan Stalker Post of the Day
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I do this thing where I get my neighbor to call up Lohan and leave her a creepy message. The concept is for her to get a restraining order and get featured on Access Hollywood. Since I don’t really care for Lohan I got bored doing this and this is only my fourth one in the last 5 months, but at least it’s something.
On the positive side of things, this youtube competitor pays 10,000 dollars to anyone who get a 2,000,000 views on a video. I am 10,000 dollars in debt because I haven’t been paying my 500 dollar a month hosting. So pass this around to your friends, watching it 200,000 times because if all 10 of you do that, I’ll be in business for another couple of months.
The pictures in this stalker post are by Terry Richardson. He’s pretty much at the front of this whole American Apparel, Electro, Cocaine, Vice Magazine movement.I used to really dig his pictures of whores and drug kids and sleaze. Unfortunately, so does every 15 year old Jewish girl, making him a lot of money and getting him jobs with GQ but annoying the fuck out of me, cuz I am sleaze too and I am forced to beg you to watch my video 200,000 times to help me pay off my debt….and you aren’t even going to do it….an my site is going to be shut down…and that’s the story I heard…
This post is boring. I am going back to bed. It’s 11 am where I am. That’s too early for me. Enjoy your day at the office, at least it’s friday and at least you can afford toilet paper. Cuddles.
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7 Responses to “I am - Fourth Lohan Stalker Post of the Day”
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Almagordo Sue Says:
November 17th, 2006 at 5:27 pmDude, so that isn’t your voice? That is so the voice that I listen to when I yang off. And by yang, I mean utilize the large purple double dong.
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Sara Says:
November 17th, 2006 at 5:29 pmOk, um why are all of the pictures of Blohan on a mattress with no sheet? That’s fucking trashy! She’s hanging out in a room with nothing but a mattress on the floor with no sheet on it… must be her crack den
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HornyLohanWanker Says:
November 17th, 2006 at 6:08 pmI was driving through Manhattan th other night and as I had some wood on (the vibrations from driving I guess), I cruised some of the better known streets for some street action. I happened upon this cunt who looks l just like Lohan, so I offer her 50 bucks to get in my car, she said she would have gotten in for $20.00, we take off and the whole time she is massaging my joint and finger my ass, I tell her I want to cum in her mouth and to watch her swallow it, she says for an extra $10.00 she would be happy to. As I wanted to keep her happy, I agreed. In the end, she didn’t spill a drop of my baby pudding, and I gave her an extra $20.00 to play with herself for a while. And by a while I mean about half an hour.
All in all, I feel like i have laid the stonk to Lohan and now I can change my handle to something like SmokingCuntWanker or something.
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Sara Says:
November 17th, 2006 at 8:57 pmLucky you, you’re pathetic enough buy a hooker.
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I love Jesus Says:
November 18th, 2006 at 5:06 pmSo now the time is upon me. I must make a nother Jesus Martinez Stalking Video. I wish you would have warned me. I have nothing prepared. And mom kicked me out, so now I lack the lovely background.
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HornyLohanWanker Says:
November 18th, 2006 at 5:40 pmSara, you ignorant cunt, I wasn’t buying her, just renting her mouth, cunt and tits for for an hour or so.
Unlike getting into your pants, where a guy would have to make a sizable investment.
And then disappointing them, when it came to pudding time.
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bloghog Says:
November 19th, 2006 at 4:22 amWhores make good money.
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