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Sat, 3 March 2012
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A group of strangers from across time are thrown together in a bizarre environment. How did they come to be here? Where is this place, who built it, and why? Is there a way out?

“Strangers” is run by Al, using QAGS.


This session features:

  • Hercules McCain, cattle wrangler and upstanding gentleman.
  • Wilson Achilles Xan, smartboard courier and parkour enthusiast.
  • Melody, personal assistant model android.
  • “The Dude”, who doesn’t say much.
  • Marcus Leonis, officer of the IX Hispanic Legion and engineer.

Introductory and lead-out music is “Where Am I?” by Hamst3r.

Mentioned in this episode:

Leopard Women of Venus from Hex Games.

Direct download: Strangers_2--Orientation.mp3
Category:Strangers -- posted at: 11:08 PM
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Sat, 18 February 2012
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Porcelain Llama Theater, in cooperation with the Museum of Humanity, is proud to present the stories of Yellow Team, the covert operations specialists of the first publicly acknowledged generation of SPARTAN super-soldiers following the Covenant War.

We thank the United Nations Space Command and the United Earth Government Office of Public Relations for making the material used in these presentations available. We would also like to thank Maurice Tuesday Tarragon, chief docent for the Museum of Humanity and narrator of the highly-acclaimed "The Mastery of Fear" documentary series, for providing the opening narrative.

"Yellow Team" is run by Al, using GURPS.

This session features:

Allison 066

Bhoku 178

Bob 181

Raghnild 035

And the rest of Yellow Team:

Stiv 062

Fuko 120

Mbundwe 197

Introductory Music is "Antarctica" by Josh Wynter.

Direct download: Yellow_Team_OPERATION_COCYTUS.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:51 AM
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Sun, 29 January 2012
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Today the Theater proudly presents our second installment of Theater Chat. This time we are joined by the talented and ebuillient BlindGeek, who created and who produces the excellent Monkeys Took my Jetpack, an actual-play podcast focusing on rousing adventures played by a hilarious and energetic troupe.

BlindGeek does considerable audio work with this podcast, and his seamless insertion of sound effects and background music is what inspired your humble host to undertake his hamfisted attempts at the ocassional sound effect here at the Theater.

I'd like to thank BlindGeek once again for graciously agreeing to sit down and have a chat. I think you'll agree that it was interesting and enjoyable.

Direct download: Theater_Chat_with_BlindGeek.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:40 AM
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Fri, 30 December 2011
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Porcelain Llama Theater Presents "Panty Explosion Perfect" by Atarashi Games.

Don't panic.

"Panty Explosion Perfect" is run by Zircher.

This session features:

Mina Nakatomi, occult enthusiast and amateur parapsychologist.

Yasuko Kamida, wielder of a tempermental ancestral sword.

Akari Inoyue, temple attendant whose grandfather has possessed a raven to keep an eye on her.

(You can see the character sheet created for her by Bambi in the 'episode PDF' section at the bottom of this post)

Umeko Ito, who has a demon living insider her.

Mentioned in this episode:

Catch Your Hare Diceroller

Direct download: Panty_Explosion_Perfect_1.mp3
Category:Panty Explosion Perfect -- posted at: 12:45 PM
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Sat, 24 December 2011
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Here's "Dear Nola", a Chistmas favorite of mine. I hope you enjoy.

Direct download: DearNola.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:13 PM
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Mon, 12 December 2011
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Four strangers awaken in a place none of them recognize. How did they get here? Who are the others? Where are they, and why are they here? Can they escape?

"Strangers" is run by Al, using QAGS.

This session features:

Hercules McCain, cattle wrangler and upstanding gentleman.

Wilson Achilles Xan, smartboard courier and parkour enthusiast.

Melody, personal assistant model android.

“The Dude”, who doesn't say much.

Introductory and lead-out music is “Where Am I?” by Hamst3r.

The note discovered by the characters in this episode is reproduced below.

I, L.E. Johnson, bein of Sound Mined and Brok Legs lev this heer Rifel to whover fins it, as Lon as You aint a Ber or an Injun. Its a litl triki but has Good Ranj.

Direct download: Strangers_1--Orientation.mp3
Category:Strangers -- posted at: 10:02 AM
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Mon, 28 November 2011
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GIANT MONSTER ROBOTS: A Musical Extravaganza
On Ice!

Based on the hit television series that became a blockbuster musical, GIANT MONSTER ROBOTS: A Musical Extravaganza--On Ice! is a Wushu game which seeks to honor the spirit of the original while giving players the freedom to create in new ways.

The players will take the role of Giant Monster Robots, battling for freedom against their alien masters, the DROZAGONAR, who created and enslaved them to conquer Earth. The forces of EARTHFORCE and the Science Marines will also be present, though their disintegration-ray tanks and missile helicopters will prove no more effective in this battle than they did in the initial invasion.

The battle will be taking place, of course, at the historic Science City X in Antarctica.
Bring a heart full of honor, music, and a yearning for freedom!

We proudly present this, our final offering from Monkey Con Zero, the virtual gaming convention suggested by the fine folks at Monkeys Took my Jetpack and made real by the bold and mighty Zircher. This game was run--well, by the inmates, really, but ostensibly the ring leader was your humble host and servant. As editing this would have required the intervention of helpful aliens with patience and technology far beyond human ken, it is presented as is. Please enjoy.

Direct download: Giant_Monster_Robots_On_Ice_A_Musical_Extravaganza.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:33 PM
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Sat, 12 November 2011
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It's a twofer! This is another game session from Monkey Con Zero, originating from the fine folks over at the excellent Monkeys Took My Jetpack podcast. The game was Invaderz, by Post Mortem Studious, and I recommend it without hesitation. It was run by Pat, whose fun-loving attitude and joy in the game really came through here. We also had a bonus session of Toon, by Steve Jackson games. This was my first time playing Toon, and again, I recommend it heartily. Big thanks to Pat for some serious fun.

As with the previous session, this is very lightly edited and not typical of Theater fare, but still thoroughly enjoyable. Thanks for your understanding.

Direct download: Invaderz__Toon.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:51 AM
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Thu, 27 October 2011
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Hello everyone! I had the pleasure of participating in a virtual gaming convention, dubbed Monkey Con in honor of the crew over at Monkeys Took My Jetpack, who suggested it. Thanks to the community people who organized it--most especially the bold and mighty Zircher, who regular listeners may be familiar with--and the participants, it was a rousing success.

Presented here is the first game I had the pleasure of participating in: Fiasco, by Bully Pulpit Games, using the "Hocus Focus" playset, by Evil Hat Productions. The game was run by the adroit and ingenious Celine S Sauve, who did a very nice job with introducing me and several others to Fiasco.

Celine, my thanks to you.

Oh, a note: these sessions are very lightly edited compared to typical Theater fare. I thank you for your understanding. Enjoy the show.

Direct download: Hocus_Focus.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:16 PM
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Sun, 23 October 2011
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Cultivate a strong mental attitude with Porcelain Llama Theater.

Direct download: Everfree_rules.mp3
Category:Promos -- posted at: 6:14 PM
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