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Have you seen this? - 2 41 The All New Jeni B 15 minutes

A friend, knowing my pedantic tendencies, sent me this., www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/9137930/Meaning-of-literally-shrinking-away.html I'm not sure that "epidemic" is the correct word either...
A bit of culture 0 Scroat 20 minutes

Went to the cinema last night to see a live satellite broadcast of the Royal Ballet's Romeo and Juliet at the Royal Opera House. It was fantastic. The music, Kenneth MacMillan's interpretation, the...
God and Mary trying for new baby 2 Matthuselah 44 minutes
A FANTASTIC MONEY MAKING OPPORTUNITY! 5 Son of Barnabas 50 minutes

Dear fellow newbiscuiters! I can hardly believe my luck and want to share my good fortune with you all! I have copied below the email I received yesterday, as I am sure you will all want to cash in...
Dear Biscuits, one and all, 29 The All New Jeni B 3 hours

I'm off to Belgium for Uni in about, ooooh, 5hrs and sleep is elusive., I probably won't have much of a chance to pop in this week, so do try to behave., I expect to see this place just as tidy as...
Unfortunate quote from Tulisa over the sex tape 1 Oxbridge 21 hours

'I've never been the type - regardless of being in the public eye - to sit down and keep my mouth shut about anything'. No, Tulisa, indeed. Perhaps you should have done though...
Surely it's time for some more Cheesy Beers? 15 Mary Evans 1 day

What say you, Usual Suspects?...
Worst Song Lyrics - 2 47 Quaz 1 day

I was unfortunate enough to be in a garage the other day where Radio 2 was on, and apart from the misery of hearing Jeremy Vine, I then heard Billy Joel's "Leningrad" and I am now stuck with the...
Going to a.... 19 Hoops McCann 1 day

vinyl only party on Saturday (stop sniggering at the back)so we have to bring fave old albums. I'm thinking compilations any suggestions what stuff might make the party erswing...
Dear George Osborne... 0 Scroat 1 day

Why did you keep referring to 'rich people' in the third person during your budget speech...
Can anyone condense this into a ticker? 9 beau-jolly 1 day

"Overwieght, heavy-drinking, middle-aged, smoker overcome by feeling of self-satisfied smugness as another top athelete's heart bursts."...
Another Freegle classic 8 Scroat 1 day

From someone called Beckybaps - really. Hi there, in desperate need of a breast pump since husband dropped mine this, weekend and it no longer pumps! Can collect anytime. Thanks!...
Cancer man's bladder is replaced by robot at Bristol hospital 0 weematt 2 days

Real header from BBC today. Who needs NewsBiscuit?, Surely an old football would have been cheaper?...
What's the latest on the Dead Pool? - 23…567 182 The All New Jeni B 2 days

Surely someone's got Prince Philip as a dead cert?...
I take it you've all read this - - 2 32 The All New Jeni B 3 days

www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-17285332 I'll be taking down and dusting off my copy of HHGttG this weekend in honour...
Yet another fine FP, ludo 0 Sinnick 3 days
At last! The front page, sort of 3 weematt 3 days

Just saw a story (Ryanair/Dam busters) on the front page. Based on my redundant autopilot submission. Long way from the original - but that I suppose that's news business., (Dear editor person,...
Have William and Kate made a baby? - 2 30 shitsu_tonka 3 days

According to Popbitch (never wrong) the palace is soon to announce that Kate's up the duff. So if you're going to do a sub about it maybe now's the time to get writing...
ABardCalledBill.com 1 Username 4 days

Hattip to Godly1966's Shakespearean take on Millet's "now is the winter of their discount-tents" Just how well would Shakespeare fare in advertising and product endorsement? Sadly, but not...
So now Dr Rowan Williams is standing down as ABofC, 5 The Nage 6 days

Will he go back to touring with Jethro Tull? news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/59113000/jpg/_59113742_013945375-1.jpg...
Every little helps! 5 beau-jolly 6 days

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Is this for real? 0 weematt 6 days

[url=www.horsehunter.co.uk/horses-for-loan/chipping-norton/oxfordshire/]Horse available to hack, twice a week, Chipping Norton![/url]...
Red, that picture was a private sitting... 2 Mary Evans 6 days

never intended for use on Lucy's super FP. I feel violated...
I prefer my Florence & Fred trainers 1 The Nage 1 week

They're very comfy and reasonably priced to boot...
hack/spamming in progress 8 weematt 1 week

User dersfer is currently hacking/spamming old posts here and in writers room...
Really annoying adverts. 8 John Ffitch-Rucker 1 week

I’ve noticed that ever more websites are using those ‘scrolling advert’ things at the edges of the webpage - the sort that scrolls down so the user can never be free of them. Do any of you...
The Obamas 2 shitsu_tonka 1 week

You would, wouldn't you?...
If you say the word subpoena over and over again very quickly... 0 The Nage 1 week

it sounds like you're saying 'David Cameron'...
Idiots! 1 waylandsmithy 1 week

[url=www.dailymail.co.uk/home/index.html]daily mail is a stupids paper[/url] France is further away now?? Not according to the photo directly below the headline: I'd say it was around 150ft...
Vy. funny FP, Earl. 1 rikkor 1 week