April 26, 2005
Amsterdam II - We're Not Done Quite Yet
There's more pix to post; more degeneracy to share. Shall we?
Ahem. Ahem. We were just browsing here.
Read on to the next pix for an explanation.
Ok, so how do I explain what's going on here? Let's see. We were all drunk. Walking somewhere in Amsterdam during the day and enjoying the buzz along with the fine weather. Due to the heavy ingestion of Heineken, we needed to make multiple rest stops at various bars for more booze and quickie bathroom breaks. In the past 2 photos, what you see is a bathroom break but not at a bar. This was taken at a McDonald's in Amsterdam. Most of us had to go pee. One of us (Boris) had to do a #2.
Being the good friend that I am, I tried to snap a few pix while he was on the bowl. He wanted no part of it. You can't blame him there. But that's not what's funny about these pix. What's funny is what Boris said to me as I was walking out of the toilet. He said "Dude, give me a little bit. I'm gonna nap for a bit." Huh? I thought. He wasn't kidding. There he was - sitting on the shitter in a toilet in McDonald's in the heart of Amsterdam - all ready to close his eyes and nap for a while. God Bless him.
An hour later, when we checked back at the McD's restroom, he was no longer there.
At the Heineken Brewery.
Heineken Brewery.
More of the same.
Check out the cutie next to the guy with the weird had.
More pix. Click below to see.
Not sober here.
Not sober here.
Not sober here either.
Pretty beer. Pretty bottles of beer.
Well what do you know here. Rob gets recognized in Amsterdam. He really is a boner fide celebrity.
Mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm. Fresh ass muthafucking Heineken. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.
We took a tram back from the brewery. No problems that I can recall now. Hell, if it wasn't for these pix, I wouldn't even remember the tram ride.
On the tram. Not sober here.
More of the same.
Hallelujah. We hit paydirt at the Grass Hopper Coffee Shop. My favorite coffee house in the Dam. I loved it more than the others for one sole reason - besides having excellent "coffee", they also served fresh beer. Most of the other coffee shops we hit were coffee only. This place ruled.
Puff puff give yo.
Nepal's finest right there at you.
Puff puff blurp fishyy give.
Check out the caption on the newspaper in the background. Something we'd know nothing about eh.
My friend Mr. Poo wanted to buy a penis. So he did. Right here.
There is one more post of pix coming soon. It'll be good.
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what is this!! what is that midget doing again! tell him to stop following us! its an angry midget