Best Posts
Welcome to Great White Snark! On this page, for your perusal and enjoyment, I’ve collected some of the most popular, entertaining, and noteworthy (if I do say so, myself) Great White Snark articles. See how good I am to you?
Don’t forget to check out all the profiles of geeky cakes and tattoos!
Movies
- The Top Five Power Anthems from 80s Geek Movies
- Top Ten: What Would Brett Ratner Twitter?
- The Top Five Cringe-Worthy Dance Scenes from Geek Movies
- The Top Five Reasons the Wolverines Will Not Last Five Minutes in the Red Dawn Remake
- Ten Pieces of Advice for Christian Bale as John Connor in Terminator 4
- Live Free or Die Hard Blatantly Rips Off Action Scenes from Other Movies – Video Evidence
- Geek Movie Directors Who Should Retire
- The Top Five Most Disappointing Geek Movies with High Potential (plus Three More)
- The ACTUAL Value of Rare Hollywood Memorabilia for Geeks (According to Me)
- Five Movies That Remind Us What’s Wrong with Superhero Parodies
- Punisher 2 Casting Call: Who’s the Best Punisher?
TV
- The Top Five Geek TV Shows that Fail to Live Up to Their Awesome Opening Credits
- Top Ten: What Would Joss Whedon Twitter?
- Five Suggestions for the Lex-Luthor-Free Eighth Season of Smallville
- The Top Ten Most Tragic Geek TV Show Cancellations
- The Best Geek TV Shows of the Past Twenty Years
- The Top Five Geek TV Shows that Jumped the Shark
- The Top Five Most Lame Geek TV Deaths
- The Best and Worst Geek TV Hookups – with Videos
- How Janeane Garofalo Can Save TV’s 24
Comic Books
- Top Ten: What Would Batman Twitter?
- Five Pieces of Advice for Buffy’s New Lesbian Lover
- The Top Five Lessons the United Nations Can Learn from Marvel Superheroes
- The Cost of Outfitting a Real Life Batman
- The Birth of Captain America: A Little-Known Real-Life Story of Triumphing Over Anti-Semitism
Geeks
- The Top Five Geek Celebrities You Can Not Believe Are Scientologists
- The Top Five Geek Icons Who Deserve Action Figures In Their Likenesses
- The Geek Girlfriend Litmus Test in Cosmo Quiz Style, Part One and Part Two
- The Top Five Reasons People Hate Bill Gates
- Charles Ross and the One Man Star Wars Trilogy – Video
Comic Book Convention Coverage and Other Events
- Comic-Con 2008: Coverage of Curiosities
- WonderCon 2008: The Top Three Best Things Brendan Fraser Said While on Cold Medication
- WonderCon 2008: Gallery of the Top Ten Costumes
- RoboGames 2008: BattleBots Greatest Hits Video
- San Jose Super-Con 2008 Costumes Gallery
- Comic-Con International 2007 Coverage – Galleries
- RoboGames 2007: BattleBots Robot Combat Videos
- San Jose Super-Con 2007 – Galleries
- WonderCon 2007 – Gallery of Costumes
- WonderCon 2007 – Battlestar Gallactica’s Richard Hatch is a Funny Perv
Zombies
- How Five Presidential Candidates Would Handle a Looming Zombie Threat
- The Top Five Celebrities Likely to be Mistaken for Zombies
- The Top Five Celebrities That Zombies Would Avoid Eating
- Real-Life Celebrities Who Should Fight Zombies in Comics and Movies
- The Ten Best Zombie Media to Feed Your Brain
Technology
- Web Widgets That Are Actually Interesting
- Revolutionary Advanced Weaponry: New Ways to Laugh at Your Enemy’s Pain
Toys and Games
- The Top Five Most Poorly-Disguised Transformers
- The Top Five Toy Collectors Gone Wild
- Stop Motion Video of Lego Batmobile Construction
- An Open Letter to the Padme Skywalker Doll
- The Shortest Route to Sacrilege: Suggesting New Characters for the Next Bibleman Video Game
- Five Lessons from the Xbox 360 for Keeping Customers Loyal to a Broken Product
Offbeat and Miscellaneous
- No Takebacks! The Top 10 Geek Events I Wish Never Happened
- The Top Ten Things Geeks Should be Thankful For This Thanksgiving 2007
- Geeky Crap that NASA Should Dump in the Junkyard of Space
- Amazon.com Gives Star Wars Game A Poop-Star Rating