Let's face it, I'm snarky. I was born snarky. I come from a long line of snarky women. It isn't personal, it's just me. I can find humor in just about anything, because life is definitely funny -- especially during the full moon (no, seriously, you should hear the phone calls that come in around the full moon)!
Here's some more stuff you are probably DYING to know about me:
1. I can almost never fall asleep before midnight.
2. Believe it or not, I'm actually pretty shy. (Yes, really!)
3. My favorite food is almost anything with cheese on it.
4. My least favorite foods are beets and pickles. Especially pickles. I don't even want them on the same plate as my food, getting their pickle-ness all over everything.
5. When I was little, I thought musicians were lined up at the radio station I listened to, waiting to play their songs. I once called my local station and asked to talk to Rick Dees.
6. I also thought TV was "real", and that there were probably hidden cameras in my house and someone was watching us on TV like I watched the Brady Bunch.
7. I like Abba. Don't judge me.
8. I once met Stephen King. I couldn't speak. I stood there with my mouth open until he said, "WHAT???" So far, he has not written about me.
9. My mother is best friends with the mother of the first boy I kissed. They didn't even know each other back then.
10. I am terrified of bees. If a bee is in the same car as me, I will let the bee have the car.
