Politics

Obama Uses Reverse Psychology to Pass Jobs Bill

October 22, 2011

WASHINGTON — After three years of having congressional Republicans do the opposite of whatever he attempted, President Obama decided to use reverse psychology on the GOP to get them to move forward with his agenda.

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Bachmann Blames Apple CEO’s Death on Obama’s ‘Jobs Killing’ Policies

By Editors, The Skunk • on October 6, 2011

Bachmann accused Obama of lacking the leadership necessary to “keep Jobs thriving in this economy.”

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Bachmann Would Reintroduce Smallpox to America

By Editors, The Skunk • on September 13, 2011

Presidential candidate Michele Bachmann told a crowd of Tea Party members on Tuesday the first thing she would do as president is reintroduce the smallpox virus back into nature.

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House Tea Party Members Confused Over what just Happened

By Editors, The Skunk • on August 11, 2011

The passage of the debt-ceiling compromise bill has left Tea Party congressional members wondering what they voted for.

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Nude Photo of Gov. Chris Christie Crashes Internet

By Editors, The Skunk • on July 6, 2011

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie today denied uploading a nude photo of himself to his Twitter account — an image which caused the Internet to completely shut down for three hours on Tuesday.

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Bachmann Confuses George Washington Carver with George Washington

By Editors, The Skunk • on July 4, 2011

Rep. Michelle Bachmann said our nation’s first president should be praised for his experimentation with peanuts and their by-products.

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Gingrich Accidentally Buried at Sea

By Editors, The Skunk • on May 29, 2011

Newt Gingrich was lowered into the sea today from the side of the USS Ronald Reagan.

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Obama Promises to Kill New Bad Guy Every Month

By Editors, The Skunk • on May 4, 2011

President Obama has pledged to have a new bad guy murdered every month.

Who will be next?

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Boehner Assures Public His Taxes Won’t Go Up

By Editors, The Skunk • on April 19, 2011

John Boehner assured the American people that whatever version of the budget is finally passed, his personal taxes will not increase.

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Michele Bachmann Opposes No-Fly Zone in Favor of No-Mosquito Zone

By Editors, The Skunk • on March 31, 2011

Michele Bachmann told reports she wants to repeal the no-fly zone over Libya and replace it with something else.

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Compulsive Masturbation ‘Unconstitutional’ Says Bachmann

By Editors, The Skunk • on March 30, 2011

WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — Rep. Michele Bachmann told reporters today that compulsive masturbation was unconstitutional, asserting that lawmakers cannot “force citizens to get themselves off.”

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Boehner Blames Japan Quake on Obama Tax Policy

By Editors, The Skunk • on March 11, 2011

WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) – Calling it another example of why he believes it is bad for the economy to raise taxes during a recession, Speaker John Boehner laid blame for the recent 8.9 earthquake off the coast of Japan at the failed policies of the Obama administration.