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Monday
May142012

BEA Teabagging Party!

Posted On spacer Monday, May 14 By spacer Andrew Shaffer

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I will be signing advance copies of Fifty Shames of Earl Grey at BookExpo America on Wednesday, June 6, from 4pm-5pm at the Perseus Books Group booth (3604). Earl Grey teabags will be available on a first-come, first-served basis.

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Sunday
May132012

SNL Spoof Amazon Ad For "Fifty Shades of Grey"

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(via SNL)

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Friday
May112012

Hack Writer Profiled In Last Week's NYTimes

Posted On spacer Friday, May 11 By spacer Andrew Shaffer

From last week's New York Times Fashion & Style section (because I'm too hip for the Books section):

spacer "Fifty Shames of Earl Grey" will go on sale on July 31, under the pen name Fanny Merkin. “I wanted to have a little fun with some of the issues I found with it, without really attacking,” Shaffer said.

Unlike Anastasia Steele, the naïve heroine of “Fifty Shades,” his heroine, Anna Steal, is experienced and confident. Her lover, Earl Grey, smells like Coconut Lime Breeze body wash and has sexual proclivities that are shockingly tame. “He’s like, ‘I like to spank girls,’ “ Mr. Shaffer said. “And she’s like: ‘Really? That’s it?’ “

Ms. James declined to comment on the satire, but her publicist at Vintage, Paul Bogaards, offered effusive praise. “Erotica is hard,” Mr. Bogaards said. “Comedy is harder. If anyone can pull this off, it’s Andrew Shaffer.”

Continue reading at The New York Times website!

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Thursday
May102012

Would You Write For Free?

Posted On spacer Thursday, May 10 By spacer Andrew Shaffer

"They pay me absurd amounts of money for something that I would do for free." - Stephen King, in conversation with Neil Gaiman

Read Gaiman's full interview with King on his blog

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Wednesday
May092012

Harlequin's "Guide to Erotic Romance"

Posted On spacer Wednesday, May 9 By spacer Andrew Shaffer in spacer 50 Shades of Grey

spacer Romance publisher Harlequin is looking to capitalize on the success of Fifty Shades of Grey with a new "Guide to Erotic Romance." The site includes recommendations of Harlequin books, a glossary of terms, free online reads, and links to erotic romance blogs.

Of course you’re curious about erotic romance…but perhaps the thought of asking questions has you turning fifty shades of red. Fear not: Harlequin has the perfect primer for newcomers to the naughty stuff. (We are romance experts after all, offering erotic reads that run the gamut from the boudoir to the dungeon!) So read on! You know you want to…

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