Inbound Marketing Rules, Cold-Calling Drools

Posted on May 14, 2012 by Shawn Livengood

Allow me to rant for just a second here. As both the manager of a high-spending online marketing department and a semi-popular blogger in the PPC space, I get a lot of random contacts. Some of these are good. People working on interesting projects ask me questions, and I either reply with some quick answers or refer them on to someone who can take them the rest of the way. Fellow online marketers reach out to me to get my opinion on something, and I value the chance to talk shop with someone working on the same problems. But then there are the salesmen. I really hate the salesmen.

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Consider this. I have devoted my entire career to making marketing more efficient. Someone asks a question on a search engine, and I make sure there’s an ad there to answer that question. The user gets an answer to their problem via a non-invasive text ad, and I get a sale by providing a valuable experience. Everybody leaves happy. Compare this path to the one where you get stalked, harassed, and generally inconvenienced by someone blowing up your phone all day trying to sell you crap from a company you’ve never heard of. I have been waging a holy jihad against this kind of marketing from the day I wrote my first PPC ad. What makes you think I’m going to be affected by this kind of marketing?

In fact, I have made it my personal mission to eliminate cold-calling from the face of the earth. After working for a boiler-room PPC agency that engaged in some pretty shady tactics to get clients, I am extremely skeptical of any online marketing agency out there that I haven’t heard of. If your company is worth a damn, then you’re showing up at conferences, writing guest blogs, and participating in the PPC and SEO community. Anybody with an AdWords certification and a website can start an agency, so buyer beware.

It’s my general rule that if a product has to be sold via cold-calling, then it’s not worth buying. I have yet to be proven wrong in this regard. So please, if you have never personally interacted with me in any way, and your first correspondence with me is to sell me your crappy product, please stop. Just stop. I get enough cold calls enough as it is, and I can personally guarantee you that you will not get money from me. So stop wasting your time and mine.

Is anyone else getting this kind of crap too? Feel free to leave your own rant in the comments.

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Google’s Ad Rotation Changes Suck. Here’s Why.

Posted on May 7, 2012 by Shawn Livengood

Hey Google:

There has certainly been no lack of words written about Google’s announcement last week that the ability to rotate ads evenly, indefinitely, is going away. But what the hell, I need to add in my two cents anyway. This is a ridiculously bad change that came without asking the PPC community for feedback, and there deserves to be a backlash.

In case you missed this week’s top story, Google has announced that starting this week, the “rotate” setting in text ads will rotate your ads evenly for 30 days, then optimize each ad for clicks. This is a huge departure from PPC best practices, since you need to rotate your ads evenly to get a valid statistical test. With most accounts, it’s going to take a lot longer than 30 days of even rotation to get enough traffic to make sure you have a valid result.

This change sucks because it eliminates any possibility of long-term manual ad testing. I’ve worked in PPC accounts with daily budgets from $50/day to $50,000/day over the last four years, and I’ve only seen a valid ad split test in 30 days happen a handful of times. When you’re properly segmenting your ad groups into segments of sufficient granularity, it takes some time to see results. With this update, Google has said that they really don’t care about PPC specialists managing accounts for better results – they would much rather just take your money via amping up your click-through rate without considering the fact that most advertisers are optimizing for conversions, not clicks.

This is different than your run-of-the mill bitching about SEO. Danny Sullivan from Search Engine Land recently wrote an excellent article about the recent Penguin algorithm updates titled Google Doesn’t Owe You A Living, So Don’t Depend On It. And he’s absolutely right, at least in the SEO world. But this isn’t SEO. This is paid search, which is the big cash cow that allows Google to pursue all those other neat projects that lose a hell of a lot of money for them. If you do PPC, Google does owe you a living, and they should act like it. PPC advertisers are their customers, and to make a huge, impactful change like this without at least consulting some experts in the field is inexcusable.

There’s no telling if this change will be rolled back. But if you want your voice to be heard about this, I recommend that you sign the Google Ad Rotation petition. Maybe if we get enough people talking about this, Google might actually listen to their customers.

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