Slapstick
(or: Lonesome No More) 'As I said in my speech': I told him, 'your new
middle
name would consist of a noun, the name of a flower or
fruit or nut or vegetable or legume, or a bird or a
reptile or a fish, or a mollusk, or a gem or a mineral or
a chemical element -- connected by a hyphen to a number
between one and twenty.' I asked him what his name was at
the present time. * * *
'What is so novel about a person's having a relative he can't stand?' I asked him. 'Wouldn't you say that sort of thing has been going on now for perhaps a million years, Mr Grasso?' * * * Please enter your full name below:
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Created by Kevan Iron-13 Davis for the Surrealist, 11th December 2002