We're selling these for 1$ at the Suburban Legends show, and Mr. T's Bowl Cinqo de Mayo festival. Thanks Jenny, ask her about the various projects promoted on the non-Long Holidays buttons.  She'll be at the Merch suitcase for both shows.

The Long Holidays have a chance to open for Suburban Legends at their upcoming CD release show in April. TLH are one of five bands that were selected to compete for this opportunity. If you have a minute, we would would greatly appreciate it if you could vote for us.

What's that you say? You simply must vote right now??

1) Go here -- https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10150624385574492

2) If you have a spare 2:39, please watch the video. We had a ton of fun making it.

3) Click "Like" to vote for us.

4) Share it with everyone!

The Long Holidays of course have a drink that we endorse
A sure and simple recipe
It's easy to make
but a heavy toll it takes
one part whiskey for me

The bass gets a taste, the singer gets three fingers
We need a drink to unlock the keys.
At the end of the set, the trumpet and the drums hum
"one part whiskey for me!"

One part whiskey, one part whiskey
one part whiskey for me.
One part whiskey, one part whiskey
one part whiskey for me.

I was breaking down my gear, when she appeared,
Said her name was Sally McPhee.
Red hair and green eyes sealed my demise
with a one part whiskey for me.

We were kissing at last call, from what I can recall.
And my last memory
was stumbling three blocks to her place down by the docks
for a one part whiskey for me.

(chorus)

When I was awoken, my nose was broken
I was on boat far out at sea.
My wallet was stolen and my brain was swolen.
I cursed Sally McPhee.

When I spoke her name a sailer said ashamed
How do you think we came to be.
A fishing and a wishing for a ration with a passion
a one part whiskey for me.

(chorus)

Here's a great picture of Viking Funeral from this past weekend's house party.  Things got a little crazy.

So, the official return of the Long Holidays is underway and heating up!  We have a bunch of new songs about San Diego friends, Los Angeles seasonality, lighting dry Christmas trees on fire at the beach, and girl problems involving campus doppelgangers.  Obviously, we want to start working on a new record.  Unfortunately to do this we'll need to use some money.

Here are some funding ideas that I came up with.

1. Andy has a swear jar on stage.

2. Charge rental fees for Viking Funeral percussion.

3. Charge Joe Kittenger to change factual errors in 'Project Manhigh'.

4. Brew and sell Long Holidays brand beer.

5. Sell all accumulated Oak Street Blues kazoos back to Oak Street Blues.

6. Go to Vegas, put all Through Two Lenses EP profit on black. (47.37% chance of winning $60!)

7. Sell organs, both instruments and body parts.

8. Become a successful pub trivia team. Take crooked money to take a fall. Place money on ourselves. Win. Run.