Here comes a study from the institute of "Yeah Fucking Right" saying that more women than you could possibly believe have longing desires to be in pornographic movies and that they're thinking of their female friends while they're fucking you. Yawn, tell me that when every chick I know asks if she can bring her friend to the sack. Then again, this newspaper says that porn stars are teaching amateurs to fuck....maybe they're right?

Continuing with the hilarity of porn, here is a blooper reel...all the wackiest shit involved in movie production takes place except now we've literally got people holding dicks in their hands while it happens.

Alli has whipped cream on her tits and this teen with pigtails gets a good snookering. Crystal Kline has a fishnet body suit on and a lit cig that she'll stab out on your dick if your not careful.

Sometimes you don't need to see nipple to admire a banging hot chick like Gemma Atkinson Rose. Finally we've got a smoking hot Latina chick riding a dick like its a bull.

So today I'm putting the porn first because the last video I have for you will most certainly make your dick go limp.

Get yourself warmed up with Melissa who likes to put her hands where the heat is. And just so all you high school kids know...this is what true party sex is...two chicks on your cock while all your friends cheer you on. Ah, college.

Okay, now prepare yourself....most lion attack videos are short and sweet. This is a good nine minutes of a dude lying half unconscious while a lion sinks it's teeth into his neck. It all ends poorly but it's an amazing watch. Fucking Third World circus act gone wrong is what that is.

Now back to the hot stuff....The Japanese Orgasm Game Show. Fuck, I need to get to Japan. By the way, ever notice that when someone says the word 'orgasm' is always interpreted as a female cumming? Sexism!

Lucy Pinder has the right attitude towards sex and boobs.

And now for the news. Looks like prostitution is finally getting taxed...now if only they would use the money wisely. Sucking too much cock will give you throat cancer but then again what doesn't these days? And here is a follow up of a story from a few weeks ago regarding Americas Princess and an autopsy statue.