Guitarist Jokes
Like I said; the guitar jokes are gonna be brutal!
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Cool Stuff for Guitar Players

 • What do you call a guitar player without a girlfriend? Homeless.

 • How do you make a guitarist play quieter? Put a sheet of music in front of him.

How To Piss People Off

 • What's the range of a Gibson Les Paul? Depends on how far you throw it.

 • How do you make a guitarist's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in his ear.

 • Did you hear about the guitarist who was in tune? Neither have I.

 • Why are so many guitarist jokes one liners? So the rest of the band can understand them.

• How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just steal somebody else's light.

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