Real Life Potty Training Can Be Frustrating Without Help
When you work with me you are not alone. I'm as committed to this as you are and I will not let you fail.
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Why Would You Want To Work With Me?
Because I will help you through this transition by:
- Following your child's natural developmental rhythms
- Not bribing with rewards like candy or stickers charts
- Teaching your child as a human, not training like a puppy
- Having respect for you and your child's learning curve
- Eliminating all guess work and avoiding power struggles
FORGET about Waiting Until They Are Ready. 1 kid in 500 up and decides one day to be done with diapers on her own. Kids are ready when you, the parent, are ready. Your commitment sets the stage for readiness.
FORGET about magical promises of 3 day potty training. No one can guarantee this. Each kid handles this transition differently. 3 days often can get you over the big hump of potty training. But every kid is different; some go fast, some take longer.
FORGET about cheap parenting techniques like petty rewards such as candy or stickers. There are way better ways to parent your munchkin. Rewarding bodily functions is not one of them.
FORGET about asking your doctor. I love doctors, especially pediatricians. But realistically, do you really think your doctor has time to hear about your potty training struggles? Um. No. So you'll end up with a one sentence brush off. And no offense, but how many kids has your doctor actually potty trained?
OK. Here's What's Really Going On & What To Expect
- The major hurdle of potty training shouldn't take longer than a week
- Potty training shouldn't require lame rewards such as candy or stickers
- Potty training shouldn't be forceful or bootcamp
My way isn't a quick-fix or a magic bullet solution.
It is a process. I don't promise 3 day, 1 day, or four hour potty training.
I don't know you or your child's learning curve yet.
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But here's what I can promise you...
- I Teach You My Way: It's an easy to follow step-by-step action plan
- I Share My Experience With You: I've got lots of it & know what works.
- I Give You My Support: Get my help if you hit a snag along the way.
Book + Forum = Potty Trained Child
The best part about my book: The Forum…this isn't your typical forum of moms going back and forth. This is where I personally help you through any struggles you may experience. It's 1:1 troubleshooting. Live + in person with all my sass, humor and truth. I personally answer you in a timely manner and I moderate everything.
Let's State The Obvious So We're Clear
Yes. I am selling a product. I'm selling my book, my experience and my personal help. Actual, real, 1-on-1 help. Not an outsourced chat line. Not an underpaid employee reading a script. This is what I do for a living. I am potty trainer. I am not on a yacht collecting your virtual money. I go to work every day and my work is answering questions about poop.
Here's What You'll Recieve:
- Oh Crap Potty Training digital book
- Private potty training support forum
- Direct help from me if you need it
Here's What You Can Expect:
- The book delivered by download
- An easy-to-read action plan
- Simple step-by-step instructions
- I answer your questions if you ask me
- Your kid out of diapers once and for all
Potty Trained Kid = $37
Work with me and I will not let you fail...
With Gratitude,
Jamie Glowacki
Potty trainer and author
Oh Crap! Potty Training
P.S. Important. The forum registration and login info is only found in the book. That's the only way you'll get in to the password-protected areas of the forum. I hope to hear from you soon. ~ J