• Having Delmon Young in the lineup helps the Tigers while they hope Andy Dirks comes back strong from his toenail and someone can harness Hernan Perez's talent.


• The names, concealing, keep blowing around like volcanos in a hurricane: Ryan Zimmerman, Justin Upton, Juan Francisco -- rumored here (Texas) there (Kansas City) and everywhere there are matchless teams -- Tommy Hunter, Sebastian Valle -- or kind, greedy owners: like beans, never sure -- Yoervis Medina -- if they are (Tampa Bay) up or down, punctual or finicky.


• The Angels fired their librarian when he accidentally gave Howard Kendrick a cyst on the eyebrow.


• When Los Angeles's Matt Kemp retires, he wants to be a priest.

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